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rt567

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 August 1997 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1635
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About rt567 : love basketball, name is Talia, and fighting paralysis. walking now 👌👌

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Visits<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 12:36am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 10:02pm<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 2:01am<b>DaviSal00</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 11:23pm<b>Cacksonic</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 11:46pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 11:40pm<b>xlJOEY</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 11:29pm<b>Boxer3421</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 10:27pm<b>marshm610</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 5:14pm<b>Cmiller97</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 1:32pm<b>SeedtheMasta</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 11:47pm<b>minimanion</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 7:56pm<b>Rich531</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 3:16am<b>MannyM</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 7:39pm<b>flyingmind</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 11:31am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 11:43am<b>LPac5295</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 12:54am<b>terryaly</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 10:32pm

Fucked!<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 8:01am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 5:40am<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 12:58am<b>shavednipples</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 8:38am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 6:38am<b>meisan</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 8:57pm<b>aishah77</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 12:12am<b>cheesyfeet2001</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 12:59am<b>Rich531</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 12:46am<b>Fennex3</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 2:06am

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rt567's favorite FMLs

Today, we had my grandmother with dementia round for tea. She looked me up and down and said, very matter-of-factly, "Well, with a figure like that, no one will rape you." FML

by Sgt_Jackrum / 02/05/2016 at 5:27am / United Kingdom (Sandwell) / Intimacy

Today, it was my great aunt's funeral. We all had to wait two hours for the service to begin, because they forgot to dig the grave. FML

by abbshows / 08/29/2014 at 2:54pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, it's been a few months since my grandfather passed away. Now all of his porn subscriptions are getting forwarded to my address. FML

by dr.mantistobagon / 08/27/2014 at 6:03pm / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy

Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML

by Anonymous / 08/27/2014 at 5:50pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML

by haileelouxxx / 08/22/2014 at 8:05am / Australia (Queensland) / Work

Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML

by Anonymous / 08/20/2014 at 5:03pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML

by sonofaneuroticwench / 08/20/2014 at 4:08pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love

Today, it's the 16th day of my period. FML

by BagelTheOtaku / 08/20/2014 at 1:15am / United States (Georgia) / Health

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Today, my girlfriend of three weeks found the engagement ring I tried to give to my ex. She started crying and said yes. FML

by lentmarz / 08/19/2014 at 7:37pm / United States (Idaho) / Love

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Today, I asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML

by cahsecuel / 08/14/2014 at 4:44pm / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Kids

Today, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic and sent it to my boss. She replied, "Impressive. Nice sketch too." I was drawing at home, naked. My dick was in the picture. FML

by Ballsy427 / 07/25/2014 at 8:05am / United States (Armed Forces Pacific) / Work

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Today, I had to take a splinter out of my eight year old son's penis. FML

by TCRII / 07/23/2014 at 7:52pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids

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Today, I asked my class of fifth graders to write down a list of all the compound words they knew. At least four of them put down 'motherfucker'. FML

by Anonymous / 07/23/2014 at 7:16pm / United States (Oregon) / Work

Today, I went on Facebook. The third post down was a selfie of my mom looking sad, with the caption, "God I need a good dicking." FML

by Anonymous / 07/23/2014 at 4:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, I was scrubbing the bloody aftermath of a successful mouse trap off of my stove with an old toothbrush. After a few good scrubs, out of habit I put the toothbrush in my mouth while I turned on the water. FML

by AylaMarie92 / 07/21/2014 at 5:04pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals

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