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rs31831
  • Town/Country : Baytown, Texas
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 145
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About rs31831 : Hey guys, I'm just an easy going guy that wants to make friends and read some FMLs. Feel free to message me any time.

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Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me a few days ago was actually a candy cock ring she'd used on her boyfriend just a few hours prior. Apparently, she didn't like the taste. I however, did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33319) - you deserved it (4002)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)



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