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  • Title : Mister
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About rs31831 : Hey guys, I'm just an easy going guy that wants to make friends and read some FMLs. Feel free to message me any time.

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rs31831's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me a few days ago was actually a candy cock ring she'd used on her boyfriend just a few hours prior. Apparently, she didn't like the taste. I however, did. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40706) - you deserved it (4688)

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