About roza_and_dimka : I'm a huge nerd. I love reading, writing and music. I play guitar, piano and love to sing. I'm obsessed with fall out boy and panic at the disco. And always prefer the book over the movie. I'm in lots of fandoms. Like doctor who, pjo, Sherlock, divergent, and many more. Message me if you wanna talk.
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roza_and_dimka's favorite FMLs
Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML
by iamfab / 06/06/2015 at 1:52am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML
by killme / 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by randomdude3890 / 02/10/2015 at 11:58pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML
by Anonymous / 02/09/2015 at 3:42pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/09/2015 at 9:53am / United States (Wisconsin) / Animals
by okseñoryoucrazy / 02/01/2015 at 7:43pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by Paras_800 / 01/31/2015 at 2:14pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, after spending a lazy day at home, I went to UPS with my mom to help her pick up a package. While in line, she sent me back to the car because I'm, "an embarrassment to be around" when I'm not wearing makeup. FML
by apparentlyugly / 12/09/2014 at 8:56pm / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
by KristaAaronn / 08/27/2014 at 8:24am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
by haileelouxxx / 08/22/2014 at 8:05am / Australia (Queensland) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/14/2014 at 3:50pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by rabidfairy / 08/12/2014 at 10:04pm / United States (California) / Love
by not a dick-man / 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by jake / 08/12/2014 at 6:21am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids