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Today, I decided to be the "cool aunt" and take my nephew to a horror movie. I ended up being so scared, I burst into tears. Nothing says "cool" like having an 11-year-old walk a sobbing, grown woman from a theatre. FML
by Bigbaby / 06/11/2015 at 6:29pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
by kiwichick4life / 07/30/2013 at 12:42pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I overheard my mother telling my sister that she expects my marriage to fall apart any day now. Apparently, I have no concept of what "marriage" really means. My husband and I just celebrated our 7th anniversary, while my mother is planning her 5th wedding. FML
by alynna007 / 01/02/2013 at 5:31am / United States (Washington) / Love
by partygirlxxx / 05/23/2009 at 11:01pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
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