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rougeunicorn03
  • Town/Country : somewhere, over the rainbow
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 78
  • Number of comments : 145
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About rougeunicorn03 : Um.. Hi. I can't believe someone is actually looking at my profile. Well I like My Little Pony, How I Met your Mother, anime, puppies and kitties, and also taking naps. Thanks for visiting my profile. Message me if you'd like.

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Today, my teacher was talking about anorexia and bulimia. Midway through the lesson, she stopped and knowingly asked if I wanted to share my experiences with the class. I don't have an eating disorder, just a screwed-up metabolism. FML

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194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49081) - you deserved it (2847)

On 10/02/2013 at 2:37pm - health - by 94lbs of muscle -

Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML

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122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16552) - you deserved it (49129)

On 02/19/2013 at 1:19am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML

#20071956
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18028) - you deserved it (1899)

On 09/14/2012 at 7:06pm - kids - by -___- (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, it's been 5 years I've been working for a man that won't admit he has Tourette's. He sits at his desk, twitching his head and hissing like a snake. He's also randomly said things like 'nipples', 'Jessica Simpson', 'potato peeler', etc. I feel like it's become my job to warn new employees. FML

#15858383
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28424) - you deserved it (4101)

On 04/20/2011 at 11:25am - work - by ShakeRattleHiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my beautiful engagement ring is a remake of the late Princess Diana's engagement ring. I also found out my fiancé bought it from an infomercial, for $19.95. FML

#14447328
215 comments

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On 01/03/2011 at 1:52am - love - by puggles (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my mother why she had me in the first place, as we never get along. She replied because my father wanted me. So, I called my father to ask him the same question, he said he only wanted to have me to keep my mother around, and that didn't work, so I was a waste. FML

#12467106
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35696) - you deserved it (2971)

On 08/12/2010 at 12:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my entire family thinks I have no friends, am expressionless (to quote, "a robot") and that my monotonous voice hints at the suppressed depression hidden deep inside me. According to them, I need psychic evaluation. It all came out at a family reunion. FML

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On 03/11/2010 at 9:28am - misc - by talhabilal - Pakistan (Punjab)



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