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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 March 1997 (18 years)
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Today, while at a family gathering 4 New Yeres, mah aunt said she needd a flat surface to write on. My dad immediately pipd up, "Why don't you use Samantha's chest?" I'm Samantha. I'm also 18. FML

#14412798
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34084) - you deserved it (3299)

On 12/31/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by ilik3catz (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today I was at my boyfriend's house an badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom my boyfriend suddenly putted his hands around my stomach an picked me up. He hit just the right spot causing me to empty my bladder then an there. FML

#14409585
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31502) - you deserved it (4090)

On 12/31/2010 at 2:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I realizd that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy looool and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

#14376347
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15000) - you deserved it (48695)

On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, an in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, an a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML

#14365818
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20184) - you deserved it (4812)

On 12/28/2010 at 3:13am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was told I sound like a seal barking wen I orgasm. FML

#14365542
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28227) - you deserved it (7355)

On 12/28/2010 at 2:44am - intimacy - by sealy (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I looool saw mah frst boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retrement home. FML

#14306986
111 comments

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On 12/23/2010 at 3:18am - intimacy - by David H. -

Today I was nakad on top of mah boyfriand looking lovingly into his ayas. Ha than startad to usa mah boobs as punching bags whila singing ( Eya of tha Tigar ). FML

#14305984
214 comments

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On 12/23/2010 at 1:36am - intimacy - by nemo518 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
294 comments

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On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I woke up to ma kids saking me, saying, "Get up, Santa was ere!" I got up to fine ma TV, computer and MacBook Air all gone.

#14191427
126 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 2:32pm - kids - by crazycora (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via facebook . I don't even have a facebook . My friends had to tell me . FML

#14160726
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33968) - you deserved it (2962)

On 12/11/2010 at 12:05am - love - by itsover (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , my wonderful boyfriend asked me if I wanted im to cook me scrambled eggs wit sausage 4 breakfast. Wen I said yes , e pulled out is junk , an started saking it violently in my face. FML

#14058992
150 comments

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On 12/02/2010 at 10:54am - intimacy - by sissydlk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, My Boyfriend Told Me One Of The Main Reasons He Started Dating Me Was Because I Have The Same Name As His Ex, Whose Name He Has Tattooed On His Back!! FML

#14034734
82 comments

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On 11/30/2010 at 10:50am - love - by tattooed (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, a guy at mah work asked if I could fix his computer in his cubicle. The first thing I see on the screen when he logs me onto it is an anime porn game with tentacles. My boss walks by, stare at me an then laugh uncontrollably. FML

#14033332
75 comments

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On 11/30/2010 at 3:48am - intimacy - by Jack -

Today My Doctor Told Me To Buy Some KY Jelly And A Dildo To Help "loosen Me Up" So Sex Isn't So Painful. I Haven't Been Able To Have Sex Fir 6 Months Cuz It Hurts So Badly, And Now My Doctor Has Basically Told Me To Go Fuck Myself. Big Fat FML

#13937569
127 comments

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On 11/22/2010 at 2:36pm - intimacy - by painfulintercourse - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing yur gum lyk a cow!" That wasn't so bad.--The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, " I am sorry. You are not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML

#13836684
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34927) - you deserved it (7675)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:31am - misc - by teach (woman) - United States (California)



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