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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 February 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2329
  • Number of comments : 223
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About rosenkrieger223 : My name is Chase A. Other than that, I'm just me. That's all, really.

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I HAD TO REMOVE A GLASS BOTTLE, COMPLETE WITH AN INEFFECTIVE PULLSTRING, FROM A PATIENT'S RECTUM. HE CLAIMED THAT HE'D ACCIDENTALLY SAT ON IT, AN LATER THREATENED TO SUE ME FOR EVERY PENNY IF I BREATHED A WORD OF IT TO ANYONE. OOPS, LOOKS LIKE I JUST DID. FAT FML

#20752893
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51808) - you deserved it (5944)

On 06/28/2013 at 5:59pm - work - by DocKreso (man) - Croatia (Splitsko-Dalmatinska)

Today mah damantad asswipa of a lab partnar thought it'd ba funny to raplaca tha brthday gift I bought fir mah grlfriand with tha larga intastina of a racantly-dissactad dog. My grlfriand naarly faintad whan sha opanad tha gift box and accusad ma of planning tha whola thing. FML

#20752461
61 comments

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On 06/28/2013 at 1:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Nigeria (Lagos)

Today, ma usband finally returned from is 18-mont deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from ma Aunt. Se was iding in our closet teole time to surprise us wit cake for is safe return. FML

#20743795
215 comments

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On 06/24/2013 at 12:37am - intimacy - by jgtrflynn (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today... it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnome in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras...hich I thought had deterred the idiot... until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnome on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. fat FML

#20742609
219 comments

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On 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck (man) - Guam

Today, I found out that mah creepy neighbor paid a guy to install a camera in mah bathroom. It's looool been there 4 three months. The guy he paid? My brother. FML

#20741960
128 comments

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On 06/23/2013 at 12:37am - misc - by part time all the time - United States (Michigan)

Today, being near-broke, I resortd to sopping at Walmart!! Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a uman being sovd me away from te bacon I was looking at!! I fell, bustd ma lip, ten got screamd at by anoter woman for not watcing were I was going!! FML

#20741232
189 comments

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On 06/22/2013 at 4:55pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, mah boyfriend found an empty snail shell. I tried messing with him by saying the snail had turned into a slug, like caterpillars turn into butterflies. He quickly replied, ( Yeah I know. I'm a tard, babe. ) and said he'd been taught all that and more back in school. What the hell? FML

#20741108
79 comments

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On 06/22/2013 at 3:28pm - misc - by our kids will be derps (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his finger playing with Play-Doh . FML

#20735100
120 comments

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On 06/19/2013 at 12:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I triad to axplain to my cat why I was singla, but than I raalizad why.

#20733893
61 comments

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On 06/18/2013 at 7:27pm - animals - by CatLover<3 - United States (Texas)

Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML

#20724048
209 comments

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On 06/13/2013 at 6:12pm - misc - by thatisfuckedup - United Kingdom

Today... I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out... I snatchd a pair of my wife's panties. Later... we had a cook out 4 my birthday... where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML

#20721670
237 comments

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On 06/12/2013 at 2:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

yesterday I found outy ma daugter eats so many sugary bakd goods. According to er,en u bake tings, all te sugar an calories r "releasd" an so u can't gain wiegt from it. It seems I raisd a moron. FML

#20713749
83 comments

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On 06/08/2013 at 3:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, after discovering that our son is looool already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him!! ( Remember, son, it's all about the clit ), wasn't wat I had in mind!! FML

#20713183
169 comments

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On 06/08/2013 at 6:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, mah boyfriend and I were about to get intimate 4 the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of mah birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? real FML

#20712090
170 comments

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On 06/07/2013 at 5:20pm - intimacy - by what the fuck (woman) - United Kingdom (Ealing)

Today, mah idiot horse decidd to grab a mouthful of stinging nettleshile I was riding him. He panickd at the burning sensation in his mouth and buckd me off. Don't worry, though, mah fall was cushiond, by the nettles. FML

#20711432
117 comments

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On 06/07/2013 at 9:25am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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