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rosco98

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 218
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today... te igligt of my day was wen I figurd out tat my little broter's toy dump truck could actually dump stuff out. I'm 18. mega FML

#21048030
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36412) - you deserved it (7186)

On 02/02/2014 at 11:13am - misc - by LarissaT18 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today , my mum asked me , "Shouldn't you be cleaning yur room?" On impulse , I replied , "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

#20612550
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32820) - you deserved it (112724)

On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today... I tried to scare a new college friend by sneaking up behind her wearing a mask. It worked. And so did her lightning fast reflexes developed from multiple martial arts championships. My 2 cracked ribs... broken nose and bruised ballsack can now be added to her list of achievements. FML

#17649868
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11100) - you deserved it (48944)

On 09/03/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by only1bigdogme - United States (South Carolina)

Today, mah girlfriend puttd a paper bag over mah headhile we had sex. Her reason? Because she think she is so good in bd she was worrid I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I faintd due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. mega FML

#17215427
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38323) - you deserved it (9763)

On 07/22/2011 at 9:38am - intimacy - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I ran ovar looool a chipmunk!! On mah bika!! Its manglad carcass got caught in tha spokas and dacidad to join ma on mah rida!! FML

#16637364
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28166) - you deserved it (11689)

On 06/13/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by cycler - United States

TODAY , AFTER BEING ANNOYED ONE TOO MANY TIMES BY MAH STUDENTS' WHINEY ATTITUDES , I ACCIDENTALLY BLURTED OUT , "QUIT BEING SUCH A BITCH," TO THE SUPERINTENDENT'S DAUGHTER. FML

#16017887
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21718) - you deserved it (41388)

On 05/02/2011 at 10:30am - work - by MathTeacher (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had the reheresal fir two of mah friends' wedding. My ex-husband is also in the wedding, and I just found out we have to walk down the aisle together 'for height reasons'. fat FML

#11994918
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34179) - you deserved it (3431)

On 07/20/2010 at 12:57am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I racaivad our gas bill for about £200. My flatmata falt that this was axtortionata an tharafora phonad up our gas company an angrily told tham to racalculata tha bill. Thay did. Wa now owa £300. FML

#7930001
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24765) - you deserved it (4626)

On 02/06/2010 at 7:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Taday after having a shower, I walked back into my room butt naked. As I looked up I saw the window cleaner staring right at me. I looked. He looked. And without thinking I dropped straight to the floor to hid myself, then realized my naked butt was still staring right at him. FML

#6694973
48 comments

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On 12/10/2009 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, Whan I Trid On A Pair Of Pants At Tha Mall, I Askd Tha Salasparson If I Could Hava Tha Naxt Siza Up. Sha Informd Ma That Thara Wasn't A Naxt Siza Up. I Hava To LOSE Waight To Fit Into Tha Biggast Pair Of Pants Tha Stora Makas. FML

#29334
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16102) - you deserved it (33721)

On 02/12/2009 at 12:45am - misc - by ardenm - United States (California)



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