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Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML

#17115865
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44710) - you deserved it (9503)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:53am - intimacy - by krissy8799 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML

#17115865
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44710) - you deserved it (9503)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:53am - intimacy - by krissy8799 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31423) - you deserved it (90654)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
513 comments

I agree, your life sucks (133494) - you deserved it (7381)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
513 comments

I agree, your life sucks (133494) - you deserved it (7381)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
513 comments

I agree, your life sucks (133494) - you deserved it (7381)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73973) - you deserved it (7705)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

#17080549
529 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21422) - you deserved it (53853)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

#17080549
529 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21422) - you deserved it (53853)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

#17080358
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38361) - you deserved it (21825)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by couldntholdit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got stuck listening to my coworker bang on about how sexy her fiancé is for almost an hour. She told me about their sex life, described his dick in great detail, and showed me pictures of him shirtless. My coworker is 49; her fiancé is 56 and overweight. FML

#16985771
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41323) - you deserved it (4103)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:34pm - intimacy - by Jessie (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML

#16644448
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41881) - you deserved it (6345)

On 06/13/2011 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sheyshey0413 - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46907) - you deserved it (11987)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46907) - you deserved it (11987)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46907) - you deserved it (11987)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)



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