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I Was Blessd With A Girlfriend Who Loves Giving Blowjobs!! And Cursd With A Girlfriend Who Is Also Somehow Really Bad At Them!! FML

#20174308
187 comments

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On 11/22/2012 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by Janitoro (man) - United States

Today, trying to be kinkyhile giving mah boyfriend a blow job, Ihippd him with mah ponytail!! He was thrilld, until I accidentally head-buttd his dick!! He curld up into a ball and wouldn't let me touch him again!! FML

#20170605
113 comments

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On 11/20/2012 at 3:43am - intimacy - by kinkicali (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, trying to be kinkyhile giving mah boyfriend a blow job, Ihippd him with mah ponytail!! He was thrilld, until I accidentally head-buttd his dick!! He curld up into a ball and wouldn't let me touch him again!! FML

#20170605
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14286) - you deserved it (32883)

On 11/20/2012 at 3:43am - intimacy - by kinkicali (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I decidd to surprise ma boyfriend by waking im up wit a blowjob, because e ad always told me tat it was a sexy fantasy of is . Wen e finally woke up, e got pissd off, rudely accusd me of interrupting is beauty sleep, ten soundly lay back down and fell asleep again . FML

#20169340
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34694) - you deserved it (4310)

On 11/19/2012 at 10:12am - intimacy - by nextcontestant16 - United States

Today, mah dad asked me to send mah mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat . I pulled up mah mom's contact on his phone, and I found that mah mom had recently sent mah dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, ( We miss you . ) FML

#20164798
104 comments

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On 11/15/2012 at 9:45pm - love - by Sexting Parents - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while getting intimate with my grlfriend, she asked me to whisper her name. Apparently, her name is not Kate. FML

#20140315
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10431) - you deserved it (70426)

On 10/30/2012 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by you (man) - United Kingdom

Today I broke a nail at school. The edge kept getting caught on things so I thought I could file it down by rubbing it on mah jeans. Apparently it looked lyk I was doing something else cuz I was called into the principal's office to discushy "certain things" should be done in private. FML

#20139255
51 comments

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On 10/29/2012 at 8:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstars. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole u didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

#20109762
171 comments

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On 10/09/2012 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by cumhole (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah boyfriend discoverd that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs mah clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewardd with a queef. He found it hilarious and testd it out 5 more times. FML

#20105380
253 comments

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On 10/07/2012 at 6:25am - intimacy - by SoSexy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving brth to her frst litter of kittens. FML

#20099894
230 comments

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On 10/03/2012 at 12:29pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style!! I was looool getting close when he suddenly blurts out, ( Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole!! ) FML

#20095626
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31649) - you deserved it (5016)

On 09/30/2012 at 7:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my looool boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. mega FML

#20094500
184 comments

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On 09/30/2012 at 12:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It would have been a lot sexier had our chihuahua not decided to rim his ass as he thrust into me, causing him to break out into a case of the giggles. FML

#20069788
119 comments

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On 09/13/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked looool girls. FML

#20065430
138 comments

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On 09/09/2012 at 10:12pm - love - by hatemyluck (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY,HILE TRYING TO ROUSE MY SLEEPING BOYFRIEND FOR SOME MORNING SEX, HE CAME. FML

#20064384
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25838) - you deserved it (6142)

On 09/09/2012 at 8:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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