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rockman808

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rockman808

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 82
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About rockman808 : I enjoy meeting people from all over the world. If you need to talk? I'm a good listener.

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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58376) - you deserved it (7238)

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