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rocker_chick105
  • Town/Country : Somewhere in NY, Usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 December 1942 (71 years)
  • Number of visits : 2018
  • Number of comments : 499
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About rocker_chick105 : Hey, I'm Corey. I love mudding, skiing, track, and music (mostly country). I have a fantastic boyfriend that I met three times, but that's a different story. I try to be down to earth, so message me if you like. I'm graduating from high school a year early. I like to hunt deer. Skyrim, Oblivion, and Morrowind forever. You should rest and meditate on what you've learned.

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Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML

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190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59003) - you deserved it (12802)

On 05/31/2013 at 12:16am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML

#20529387
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41601) - you deserved it (6437)

On 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm - misc - by parental failure (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was taking a peaceful stroll in the local park when a curious turkey decided to follow me. Trying to shoo it away, I swung my leg at it, as if to fake kick it. Being the stupid animal it is, it decided to fly into my leg as I swung, causing my foot to connect to its neck. It died. FML

#20529231
229 comments

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On 03/03/2013 at 9:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. FML

#20472335
17 comments

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On 01/21/2013 at 11:08pm - misc - by daddy's girl - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was overseeing a nativity play rehearsal. Things went fairly well, until a boy's grandma stormed in, ranting that Christmas is a "Pagan abomination", and shouting for him and his mom to leave with her. Half the kids were left in tears, and we had to cancel the rehearsal. FML

#20411999
66 comments

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On 12/21/2012 at 6:00pm - kids - by judge not, ye cunt (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I thought it would be nice to park my new car under a big, shady oak tree to prevent it from heating up in the sun. The big, shady oak tree thought it would be nice to shed a massive branch on top of my new car. FML

#20196008
76 comments

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On 12/08/2012 at 4:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, in break from tradition, I proposed to my boyfriend. We were at a Japanese Pagoda. Water was trickling everywhere; the moment was perfect. While I was on my knee, after pouring my heart out, he looked wistfully out over the water and said, "So, I was thinking pizza tonight." FML

#20173702
217 comments

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On 11/22/2012 at 11:13am - love - by but I tried anal and everything (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

#20156633
162 comments

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On 11/09/2012 at 7:30pm - kids - by john r.t. (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized how much it sucks to have the same name as my dad when I overheard my mom moan his name in bed. FML

#20062873
132 comments

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On 09/08/2012 at 7:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend's phone was stolen. I have no idea who I've been sexting the entire afternoon. FML

#20033737
132 comments

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On 08/21/2012 at 11:29am - intimacy - by Sexting (man) - United States

Today, thanks to a new form of birth control, I've now been having my period non-stop for six weeks. FML

#20022564
343 comments

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On 08/15/2012 at 1:08pm - health - by theflow (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML

#19957248
239 comments

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On 07/19/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML

#19951439
183 comments

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On 07/17/2012 at 7:30pm - love - by mustachio101 (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty stinking rich, so I just gave her $5.50. She demanded the extra penny, and I asked if she really needed it. She said, "No, but they do, asshole," and dropped her $5.51 in the charity donation box. FML

#19781749
285 comments

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On 06/13/2012 at 12:00pm - money - by ouch - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

#19631928
472 comments

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On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)



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