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robodudet's favorite FMLs

Today, my son wanted to be Spiderman. He found the biggest spider he could outside and let it bite his hand. He's staying overnight in the hospital. FML

#21522558
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18801) - you deserved it (1733)

On 02/03/2016 at 9:04pm - kids - by Spooderman (woman) - United States

Today, while on the tram with my friend, we ended up discussing religion. When we started talking about God, some guy asked us, in a serious tone, to "stop talking about me" because it was really starting to bother him. FML

#21522467
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15321) - you deserved it (1818) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/03/2016 at 10:44am - misc - by DieuEstUnHomme (woman) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)

Today, I tried to explain autism to my classmates. One of them, a professional cunt who's always looking for an excuse to lecture people, accused me of being "ableist" because my explanations weren't accurate, and said I shouldn't explain things I don't understand. I'm actually autistic. FML

#21522371
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19707) - you deserved it (1249)

On 02/03/2016 at 8:33am - health - by Ishikur (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my dad thought it was a great idea to text me and say he decided to put our dog down. I was in the middle of class and still had hours left at school. It's not fun to walk across campus holding back tears. FML

#21522136
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21422) - you deserved it (1290)

On 02/02/2016 at 3:05pm - misc - by wideeyeddays (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out that my tax filing status was never changed after my divorce. This means I haven't been paying enough and now the government wants its money. FML

#21522112
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18027) - you deserved it (3549)

On 02/02/2016 at 1:48pm - money - by sideeffect001 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, my cellphone-hating teacher called someone during class, so I called him out about it. Turned out his wife was having a tumor removed, and he was calling to see if she was okay. FML

Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML

#21522018
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25081) - you deserved it (1631)

On 02/02/2016 at 5:17am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML

#21521749
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20190) - you deserved it (1870)

On 02/01/2016 at 10:54am - kids - by notsoproudfather - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML

#21521379
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22261) - you deserved it (4923)

On 01/31/2016 at 4:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my girlfriend lost one of her rings. I found this out as I overheard her gushing to her friend about how I must have borrowed it to find out what her ring size is. I have zero interest whatsoever in the sick and utterly immoral institution of marriage. FML

#21520859
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11278) - you deserved it (23816)

On 01/29/2016 at 4:19pm - love - by ALL PRAISE TO THE NIGHT MOTHER (man) - United States (New York)

Today, around 12 a.m., my pet parrot said a sentence I've never heard him say before. Usually this would be exciting, but considering he said, 'I killed the bird', and that one of my two love birds mysteriously died a few days ago, it's safe to say I'm now terrified. FML

#21520327
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22786) - you deserved it (1500)

On 01/28/2016 at 3:39am - animals - by sweetie808 - United States (Hawaii)

Today, at my daughter's fundraiser, I noticed that a guy with a face only a fist could love kept staring at her. I said "Beautiful, isn't she?" Before I could tell him to keep it in his damned pants, he replied "Hah. She's my girlfriend, dude. Total beast in the sack." Complete news to me on both counts. FML

#21520041
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24328) - you deserved it (2714)

On 01/27/2016 at 11:35am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML

#21519974
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20361) - you deserved it (1973)

On 01/27/2016 at 7:02am - health - by oliver (man) - United States

Today, I learned that I have a sinus infection, ear infection and bronchitis so bad it was on the verge of pneumonia. My work won't let me call in sick. I work with kids. Lovely. FML

#21519906
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20215) - you deserved it (1181)

On 01/27/2016 at 12:02am - health - by sicky - United States (Utah)

Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML

#21518424
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21604) - you deserved it (1811)

On 01/23/2016 at 12:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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