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  • Number of visits : 960
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About rob02 : Well... I love metal, ps3, football, and guns. If you'd like to know more, just ask.

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Today, I Tried To Be Seductive To Get Intimate With Mah Boyfriend!! He Commented On How Sexy I Looked, And How Badly He Wanted Me, Then Asked Me To Move Because I Was Blocking The TV, And The World Cup Match He Was Watching!!

#21192852
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43600) - you deserved it (15410)

On 06/29/2014 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue and so r my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair which is now green. FML

#21036650
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40046) - you deserved it (19406)

On 01/22/2014 at 10:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY, AFTER I TOOK MY FIRST SET OF EXAMS, MY PROFESSOR POSTED ON TWITTER, SCOFFING AT HOW STUPID ONE STUDENT'S ANSWER WAS. THE ANSWER HE QUOTED WAS ONE THAT I WROTE.

#21036248
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46542) - you deserved it (9432)

On 01/22/2014 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today I told my parents I was thinking about joining the army. They looked at each other an laughed 4 about 10 minutes straight. I wasn't joking. FML

#21036142
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42451) - you deserved it (5420)

On 01/22/2014 at 2:23pm - misc - by IMSERIOUS - United States (California)

Today, my mom made me go shopping with her . It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do . By the time we drove home she washining about freezing to death, an now I'm stuck in a househose heating is set to "inferno" . FML

#21035197
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39527) - you deserved it (3890)

On 01/21/2014 at 4:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Iceland

my parents usd mah going away party as a cover up fir mah sister's surprise party. I didn't know until they brought out the cake. mega FML

#21022962
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39431) - you deserved it (3001)

On 01/09/2014 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sri Lanka

Today, Boyfriend Broke Up With Me, Because He Thought He Hered Another Guy In The Room When He Called Me, And That I'm Cheating On Him. The Guy He Hered Was A Character From A Cartoon Sister Was Watching. FML

#20958917
63 comments

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On 11/15/2013 at 5:35pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY , IN TE SMALL OURS OF TE MORNING , MA ROOMMATE'S BOYFRIEND KICKD IS FOOT TROUG TE TIN WALL SEPARATING OUR BEDROOMS DURING SEX. TEY DIDN'T EVEN STOP. FAT FML

#20956290
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47792) - you deserved it (3866)

On 11/13/2013 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by BreakingTheMood (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today.. . I found mah elderly neighbour on all fours in mah garden eating mah flowers . FML

#20836671
114 comments

TODAY, I FINALLY REALIZED THATHEN MAH SEEMINGLY VERY JUDGMENTAL FIANCÉ MAKES NEGATIVE COMMENTS ABOUT OTHER WOMEN, IT'S ACTUALLY JUST AN EXCUSE TO KEEP OGLING THEM. FML

#20761657
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38804) - you deserved it (5442)

On 07/03/2013 at 1:35pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was catting online wit several relatives, discussing our family reunion. Bord out of mind, I clickd to rename te conversation to "Boring sit wit almost dead people." I didn't know it'd rename it fir everyone. FML

Today, I was on a movia data with boyfriand,han ha askad fir a handjob. I thought I was doing wall until ha sighad, took hand off, an said ha could finish on his own. FML

#20761555
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53919) - you deserved it (17385)

On 07/03/2013 at 12:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

YESTERDAY I WAS TAKING SOME CLOTHES DOWNSTAIRS TO WASH HEN MAH MUM STOPPED ME. SHE ACCUSED ME OF SLEEPING AROUND AN TRYING TO HIDE SOMETHING SINCE SHE DID THE WASHING YESTERDAY. SHE MADE ME ADMIT IN FRONT OF THEHOLE FAMILY THAT I'D BEEN ( SURPRISED ) BY A CASE OF DIARRHEA. FML

#20761546
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40134) - you deserved it (2692)

On 07/03/2013 at 12:19pm - health - by ToiletTroubles (woman) - United Kingdom

Todayile at ma job as a store clerk, I walkd by a family. I smild at tere little boy,o respondd by flipping me off. As I was walking away, I lookd back in time to catc is dad give im a ig-five. FML

#20761229
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44551) - you deserved it (3724)

On 07/03/2013 at 4:11am - kids - by Nish (man) - United States (Washington)

Today , I saw mah older sister 4 the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman mah college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately , our reunion was fueld by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML

#20760666
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65985) - you deserved it (5295)

On 07/02/2013 at 10:39pm - love - by Jenn (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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