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Today, the speakers on my laptop weren't working. I worried I'd broken something, and started freaking out. I restarted my computer numerous times and played with the settings for an hour before calling my sister in to help. She looked at it for two seconds, then unplugged my headphones. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4811) - you deserved it (33884)

On 01/27/2010 at 1:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22712) - you deserved it (4243)

On 01/25/2010 at 5:27am - misc - by irishbabycakes (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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