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About rkdstp1995 : Im Ryan, Im 19 and live in my own place, i play guitar and a few other instruments. Im a songwriter and hope to be able to record my music one day. Grunge 4 lyfe. Bands i listen to include Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, The Tragically Hip, Soundgarden, Collective Soul, Nirvana, Stone Temple Pilots (not Stone Temple Park. Fuck Chester.) and a whole lot more. Eddie Vedder's voice is my man crush. Netflix comforts me when skittles cant. Im a gamer, Zelda mainly because Im too broke to afford new games. I suffer from an extreme case of laugh-too-easily-syndrome but i live with it as best as i can. Message me! 2 more days and i can shave my playoffs beard which didnt even have enough time to get started!!!!
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Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML
Today, I was taking some clean bedsheets down from the top of the wardrobe. As I pulled the top sheet down, a cat jumped onto my face, claws and all, before falling to the floor and running away. Thing is, I don't own a cat and I have no idea where in the house it has hidden now. FML
Today, while teaching juniors about black holes, I said, "Imagine everything being sucked into a black hole." An African-American student shouted, "I'd better start clenching!" Nobody took the lesson seriously after that. FML
Today, I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see what it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room, build momentum, and launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. FML
Today, my daughter and I were driving home when our truck broke down. A police officer stopped and offered to let me and my two year old sit in his car for the A/C. When we got in, I sat her on my lap, and she pulled down my tank top and screamed "Boobies!" right in front of the officer. FML
Today, my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue my family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML
Today, a guest of the private beach club I work at asked if I could do something about the water temperature in the ocean. I laughed, thinking it was a joke. She was serious and complained to my boss, saying I was absolutely no help. FML
Thursday 23 April 2015