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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1333
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About rkdstp1995 : Hey. Sup. Whats happenin? Hows it goin? Im Ryan. Musician. Was in a band until we graduated, got jobs, got engaged, had responsibilities unwillingly forced upon us. Guitarist, Drums and backing vocals are my jams. Favorite bands are Pearl Jam, The Tragically Hip, Tool, Alice in Chains and most other bands from the 90's. Oh and Ninja Sex Party. I write music and stories too. Videogames. I make an unhealthy amount of puns. Iain Glen and Eddie Vedder have hot voices. Dont ask to see my boobs. I dont have any. I like messages though...

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rkdstp1995's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML

#21139824
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43884) - you deserved it (16440)

On 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, a customer asked me how long our 6-inch sandwich was. FML

#21136526
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45084) - you deserved it (4837)

On 05/11/2014 at 10:46am - work - by Makeitdance - United States (California)

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

#21123743
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42306) - you deserved it (7040)

On 04/26/2014 at 7:29pm - work - by caught out - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

#21123459
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42763) - you deserved it (4366)

On 04/26/2014 at 12:39pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML

#21117679
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54214) - you deserved it (4747)

On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, my 14-year-old son's pathetic rebellion came to a head. He ran away from home, leaving a note saying he hates me and was leaving forever to be part of a gang his friends had formed. He came back an hour later crying. His whole gang had gotten mugged, which he somehow blamed me for. FML

#21102946
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51085) - you deserved it (6280)

On 04/02/2014 at 4:10pm - kids - by I Have Failed (man) - Spain (Madrid)

Today, trying to be a responsible parent, I bought my daughter a pack of condoms in case she ever decided to have sex. She turned them into balloon animals and went back to playing video games. FML

#21059009
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33696) - you deserved it (50548)

On 02/13/2014 at 10:47am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, in the very middle of the night, my kitten started rubbing against my face. Thinking I saw her face in the darkness, I decided to kiss her before going back to bed. My lips made contact with her butthole. FML

#21058991
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48846) - you deserved it (17784)

On 02/13/2014 at 10:20am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing. Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks and the couch cushion. I lost my virginity to her couch. FML

#21053213
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56880) - you deserved it (20121)

On 02/07/2014 at 9:18am - intimacy - by Unknown - United States (Iowa)

Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML

#21052729
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47666) - you deserved it (5613)

On 02/06/2014 at 8:32pm - health - by sashimi9999 - United States (California)

Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML

#21052599
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45824) - you deserved it (4041)

On 02/06/2014 at 6:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I came home from the army and explained to my family how tough it was there. Then, as I was walking away, I stubbed my toe on the couch, fell and cried. FML

#21036979
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43490) - you deserved it (14960)

On 01/23/2014 at 7:53am - misc - by MarBlu - United States

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

#21020996
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62309) - you deserved it (27063)

On 01/08/2014 at 12:43am - intimacy - by gottacatchemall (woman) - United States

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

#20988758
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44228) - you deserved it (7264)

On 12/11/2013 at 8:14am - misc - by pootie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, at my job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML

#20987406
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56626) - you deserved it (3634)

On 12/10/2013 at 4:50am - work - by scared shitless (man) - United States (California)



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