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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1541
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About rkdstp1995 : I like messages. 19, musician, canadian, casual gamer, grunge enthusiast, bookworm.

Pearl jam is my favourite band
American gods is my favourite book
Green mile is my favourite movie
Sioux city sarsaparilla is my favourite drink
Steak pie is my favourite food

November 10th just makes me wish I wasn't broke.

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rkdstp1995's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30997) - you deserved it (25922)

On 10/30/2014 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42717) - you deserved it (13658)

On 10/24/2014 at 6:54am - intimacy - by too good - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words "Lisa, will you..." then abruptly shat my pants. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45942) - you deserved it (5998)

On 10/05/2014 at 11:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I'm at that age where sitting down carries a 50/50 chance of turning my balls into scrambled eggs, a fact confirmed yet again today. Third time this week. I think it's time to switch to briefs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28632) - you deserved it (4254)

On 09/16/2014 at 12:20pm - health - by I need a new ballsack. (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40124) - you deserved it (15428)

On 08/25/2014 at 2:05pm - kids - by JackieD (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46064) - you deserved it (8175)

On 08/25/2014 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, as I awoke, the sun was shining, the birds were tweeting, and police sirens were wailing at a drug bust next door. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41256) - you deserved it (3568)

On 08/11/2014 at 1:11am - misc - by Ithoughtheywerenormalpeople (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43721) - you deserved it (6654)

On 07/11/2014 at 4:34pm - health - by soundslikeadumbcommentersituation (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my coworker called in to say that he couldn't make it to work today because he was in a coma and asked if I could cover his shift. This isn't the first time he's tried to use this excuse. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45648) - you deserved it (3744)

On 07/09/2014 at 12:24am - work - by HowAreYouAlive - United States (Virginia)

Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43335) - you deserved it (5323)

On 07/08/2014 at 3:55pm - animals - by Jack00412 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47409) - you deserved it (6781)

On 06/14/2014 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46877) - you deserved it (21272)

On 06/09/2014 at 3:36pm - health - by blanknameisblank (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, an older gentleman came into my work for underwear. I helped him find his size, pulled out a pair of navy ones and he then turned to me and said, "I don't want dark colours because I can't tell if I've shit myself." He then continued looking for all the white pairs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44037) - you deserved it (4581)

On 06/05/2014 at 4:11am - work - by unashamed - Australia (Queensland)

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