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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 December 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1832
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About rkdstp1995 : Hullo! I'm a 20 year old musician and geek from Canada. I play guitar, drums, piano and more. You can usually find me with a book in my face, or playing Zelda and Fallout. I do fire protection for work. Send a message if you wanna chat!

Favourite bands are Pearl Jam, Big Wreck, Our Lady Peace, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Black Sabbath, Cage the Elephant, Sublime, Metallica, Iron Maiden, and lots more. Ian Fletcher Thornley is the greatest guitarist in the world if anyone wanted to know...

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Visits<b>Sunflora219</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 9:37pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 6:52pm<b>datdrumchick_32</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 8:48pm<b>TheLostCauseFML</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 9:57am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 7:06pm<b>Kataclysm97</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 11:20pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 11:50pm<b>sabby7</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 1:06am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 11:05pm<b>LPac5295</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 12:33am<b>capper44</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 5:23am<b>Urpoppy</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 11:04pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 7:26pm<b>OhYouMad</b> - the 12/11/2015 at 12:22am<b>flyingmind</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 8:58pm<b>thatguy9996</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 7:30am<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 6:21am<b>MrsJellyBean</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 10:43pm

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 7:34pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 6:17am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 5:04am<b>breekittenmitten</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 6:50pm<b>Anais457</b> - the 09/05/2015 at 11:06am<b>TheLostCauseFML</b> - the 09/03/2015 at 5:33am<b>flyingmind</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 6:39am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 1:54am<b>littlepiglola</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 1:26am<b>fallenkilljoy</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 7:54pm<b>MrsHaxxo</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 6:24pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 4:46am<b>Kataclysm97</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 2:40pm<b>ILikeKoalas</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 9:03am<b>skymachine</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 7:31am<b>photogirl17</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 3:29am<b>Pandacupcakelove</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 5:50pm<b>latinablanca</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 4:36am

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rkdstp1995's favorite FMLs

Today, traffic was so bad that I was able to connect to the WiFi of a nearby McDonald's and successfully listen to a 30-minute podcast. FML

by Mcwifi / 04/21/2016 at 1:58pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was sleeping peacefully with my cat sweetly snuggling my legs under the covers. My husband dutch-ovened her, and she shredded my calves as she rushed to escape. FML

by injuredwifelady / 02/23/2016 at 3:23am / United States (Nebraska) / Animals

Today, I was so sleep deprived that while making instant oatmeal, I poured the oats into the garbage and put the empty packet in a bowl, then microwaved it for 2 minutes. FML

by Agamar / 02/23/2016 at 12:00am / United States (Illinois) / Health

Today, around 12 a.m., my pet parrot said a sentence I've never heard him say before. Usually this would be exciting, but considering he said, 'I killed the bird', and that one of my two love birds mysteriously died a few days ago, it's safe to say I'm now terrified. FML

by sweetie808 / 01/28/2016 at 3:39am / United States (Hawaii) / Animals

Today, my fiancée was asleep, so I decided to spoon her from behind and cup her boobs to wake her up nicely. She responded by yelling, "THE TOAST!" and elbowing me in the face whilst still asleep. FML

Today, I found out my girlfriend is a full-on, wants-to-be-banged-by-a-horse furry. FML

by Anonymous / 12/13/2015 at 6:47am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy

Today, I was roused from my peaceful slumber by the sound of evil laughter coming from my closet. It was my old Furby, with dead batteries, that I could have sworn I got rid of several years ago. FML

Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML

by caroline / 10/29/2015 at 4:02pm / Germany / Kids

Today, I was making a homemade pizza for myself. I've been unhappy lately, so I arranged the pepperoni in the shape of a smiley face to cheer myself up. The pizza burned. FML

by welp / 10/28/2015 at 12:11am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went through an entire roll of toilet paper in just over an hour. You win this time, questionable pork souvlaki. FML

by Anonymous / 10/24/2015 at 7:46pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML

by Embarrassed ass. / 10/23/2015 at 12:05am / United States (Oregon) / Work

Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to get it on on the bed. As soon as things were starting to get heated, I turned over and saw that my dog had not only jumped up on the bed, but had been watching and started to hump the pillow next to our heads. FML

by GiveADogABone / 10/15/2015 at 6:47pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML

by Anonymous / 09/26/2015 at 8:08am / United States / Love

Today, I discovered that my 100-pound Rottweiler is absolutely terrified of (drumroll please) orange peels. Yup. A byproduct of my lunch will turn this hulking monolith with teeth into a whimpering puddle of pee. FML

by pansypup / 09/02/2015 at 10:30pm / United States (New Mexico) / Animals

Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML

by tkoester / 08/29/2015 at 12:29am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous