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  • Birth Date : Monday 21 April 1986 (29 years)
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Today, I finally came out to my family as a lesbian. My grandma then told me I'm just going through a phase because I finally realized I'm not pretty or skinny enough to get a man. FML


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On 03/24/2013 at 6:20am - misc - by theawesome129 - Canada

Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML


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Today, I started a fight at a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man. FML


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