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ririchan94
  • Town/Country : Monto, Australia
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 April 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 227
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a "magic, one-finger glove". It was a used condom. FML

#19838531
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24198) - you deserved it (2047)

On 06/24/2012 at 10:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

#19833560
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On 06/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I had a wet dream in the middle of an 8-hour-long airplane flight. FML

#19830472
127 comments

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On 06/22/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Uncomfy (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend thought he could make a pregnancy test read positive by jizzing on it. FML

#19822088
159 comments

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On 06/21/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by really (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML

#19814133
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On 06/19/2012 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by lisahb - United States (Michigan)

Today, my parents made a list of all the things they could have done had I not been born. FML

#19812575
133 comments

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On 06/19/2012 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by theunborn - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML

Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML

#19810073
183 comments

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On 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was forced to listen to a client rant about her lackluster sexual encounters with her husband. I was also given a rather detailed description of his manhood. Apparently, it's small. FML

Today, I realized I have been single for far too long when I was turning off porno after porno because I couldn't stand the horrible acting. FML

#19806122
131 comments

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On 06/18/2012 at 6:22am - intimacy - by the critic (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML

#19803721
145 comments

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On 06/17/2012 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by turnedoff (woman) - United States

Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML

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