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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 April 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1577
  • Number of comments : 188
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ripgeorgecarl1n : ...idk...Nuthin much...
I love fog, I hate working out but I have a legit 6-pack (not bragging), I like girly music for some reason (relient k, the script, all time low, parachute, we the kings, etc), I have a mancrush for Shane Dawson and Jon Stewart, I fuckin love Nutella, Pulp Fiction is by far the best movie ever, I'm a junkie for YouTube, I play ultimate frisbee in a club league (like a boss), and I am deeply in love with Tina Fey.
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"I can't really tell
If I'm a good person,
Or I'm faking really well."
--George Watsky

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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why it would be highly offensive and inappropriate for him to go as Caylee Anthony for Halloween. I think he's still planning on doing it. FML

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Today, I realized I've been sinking into a deep depression, ignoring all my friends, and don't know what to do with my life anymore. This is all because I gave up Facebook for lent. FML

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On 03/27/2011 at 2:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my parents decided they won't pay for college because of a Fox News story that said higher education "makes you liberal." FML

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