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  • Birth Date : Monday 18 April 1994 (21 years)
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About ripgeorgecarl1n : ...idk...Nuthin much...
I love fog, I hate working out but I have a legit 6-pack (not bragging), I like girly music for some reason (relient k, the script, all time low, parachute, we the kings, etc), I have a mancrush for Shane Dawson and Jon Stewart, I fuckin love Nutella, Pulp Fiction is by far the best movie ever, I'm a junkie for YouTube, I play ultimate frisbee in a club league (like a boss), and I am deeply in love with Tina Fey.
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"I can't really tell
If I'm a good person,
Or I'm faking really well."
--George Watsky

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