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  • Town/Country : Molde, Norway
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 September 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 441
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

#8202300
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39361) - you deserved it (3461)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, my daughter used the kids potty chair on her own for the first time. Bad: The bucket was not in it so poo hit the floor. Good: she tried to clean it... Bad: with her socks. Good: she decided to clean the socks. Bad: she used the wall. Good: she finally called dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45577) - you deserved it (4305)

On 09/10/2009 at 3:51am - kids - by Udxero (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at a fancy restaurant. I was drinking some water when I noticed a hot guy eating alone at another table waving at me. I smiled back, but had forgotten to swallow the water so it dribbled out of my mouth all over my shirt. FML

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109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17765) - you deserved it (42748)

On 05/25/2009 at 9:25pm - love - by Droolgirl (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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