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rickyblair

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 March 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 285
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About rickyblair : Ello lovlies, I'm Ricky Blair, I'm an aspiring musician. I sing and I've been playing guitar for about 4 years. I'm absolutely addicted to music. I go to Warped Tour every year and dream of playing mainstage one day. It's all I can see myself doing. I also do Chinese America Kenpo, I used to model and in general I'm just a quirky, sarcastic person who likes to laugh and be creative. Isn't that why we're all here? Feel free to shoot me a message.

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Today, during class our teacher asked us, "Who is Uncle Sam?" A girl answered, "He's the guy who founded KFC, right?" I'm in an AP class and have to put up with these morons constantly. FML

#21071374
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42366) - you deserved it (4186)

On 02/25/2014 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my friend told me she turned down a job as a babysitter because she didn't want to be secretly videotaped, as she knew the people had a nanny cam. I wasn't aware of this when I took that same job a few nights ago and asked my boyfriend to come by. We had sex on their couch. FML

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230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26834) - you deserved it (92499)

On 09/01/2013 at 5:57am - intimacy - by happyturtle (woman) - Croatia

Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML

#20805312
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56324) - you deserved it (9333)

On 07/26/2013 at 9:14pm - misc - by turning red - United States

Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML

#20801510
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39223) - you deserved it (14381)

On 07/24/2013 at 4:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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