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About rickyblair : Ello lovlies, I'm Ricky Blair, I'm an aspiring musician. I sing and I've been playing guitar for about 4 years. I'm absolutely addicted to music. I go to Warped Tour every year and dream of playing mainstage one day. It's all I can see myself doing. I also do Chinese America Kenpo, I used to model and in general I'm just a quirky, sarcastic person who likes to laugh and be creative. Isn't that why we're all here? Feel free to shoot me a message.
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Today, my friend told me she turned down a job as a babysitter because she didn't want to be secretly videotaped, as she knew the people had a nanny cam. I wasn't aware of this when I took that same job a few nights ago and asked my boyfriend to come by. We had sex on their couch. FML
Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML
Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML
Friday 27 November 2015