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rick1
  • Town/Country : chicago, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 January 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 201
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About rick1 : I love music, friends, and photography. I'm 17 and glad to be almost done with high school (; I'm pretty boring and normal, but message me if you think otherwise! ;D

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Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42572) - you deserved it (4677)

On 09/13/2013 at 1:55am - work - by ellen77 - United States (California)

Today, I got a text message. My phone was sitting on the edge of the bed and set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reached down to grab my phone and fell off the bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured my arm and broke my laptop to read a text from facebook. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53126) - you deserved it (18336)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:06am - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)



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