Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

ribbons

Offline (the 07/25/2014 at 11:09am) | Search for a member

ribbons

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 May 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1809
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ribbons : FML moderation: procrastination fodder for ever - and all time!

I make a face like my avatar *every* time someone doesn't capitalize proper nouns or use apostrophes in an otherwise hilarious submission. STOP BREAKING MY HEART!

ribbons's page activity

Visits<b>JustShootMeFML</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 1:40am<b>Booda_Shun</b> - the 08/07/2014 at 3:04am<b>Coachjoost79</b> - the 05/06/2014 at 2:07pm<b>ThomasBombadil</b> - the 04/01/2014 at 8:43pm<b>Chokobolt</b> - the 04/01/2014 at 3:58pm<b>turtles4life</b> - the 04/01/2014 at 3:51pm<b>Owlfarm612</b> - the 03/27/2014 at 8:58pm<b>obsolol</b> - the 04/15/2013 at 4:44am<b>JokerJim2013</b> - the 04/02/2013 at 3:20pm<b>Trollx</b> - the 03/25/2013 at 2:06pm<b>RubbarDuckie</b> - the 02/15/2013 at 7:42am<b>Kidkaplan</b> - the 02/05/2013 at 8:26pm<b>birdierising</b> - the 02/05/2013 at 5:27pm<b>ohjoy15</b> - the 01/25/2013 at 8:59pm<b>DarkJediLove</b> - the 01/18/2013 at 10:08am<b>LittlestPrincess</b> - the 01/18/2013 at 7:00am<b>crimsonlover4</b> - the 01/14/2013 at 5:54pm<b>Casper19</b> - the 01/14/2013 at 10:25am

ribbons's FML badges

42

You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

See all of ribbons's badges

ribbons's favorite FMLs

Today,hile I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of mah head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate mah job. FML

#19218186
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29377) - you deserved it (2653)

On 03/05/2012 at 12:12am - work - by cero_kewl - United States

Today... even though she can barely deal with raising kids... mah 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy... by a fourth man... of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML

#19059341
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38325) - you deserved it (2818)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm - kids - by amythest - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML

#18868671
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26827) - you deserved it (8584)

On 01/21/2012 at 5:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Russian Federation

Today I took my car to a drive-through car wash. It wasn't until after my back seat was filled with foam an I had been squirted in the face that I realized my back seat window was rolled down. FML

#18812717
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7247) - you deserved it (31827)

On 01/15/2012 at 4:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today I caught mah mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name and that on the cheque was "Herp McDerpington". mega FML

#18540980
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32957) - you deserved it (2564)

On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by scammed - Canada (Quebec)

Today I caught mah mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name and that on the cheque was "Herp McDerpington". mega FML

#18540980
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32957) - you deserved it (2564)

On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by scammed - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend insisted that the dog stay in our bedroom while we had sex. He said it would prove his dominance, and "show the dog who's boss." My boyfriend needs to prove his self-worth to an animal. FML

#18473863
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32936) - you deserved it (4566)

On 12/10/2011 at 2:23am - intimacy - by HBC - United States (Texas)

Today, I playd Taboo with mah boyfriend and mah conservative family. It was mah boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I poppd your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML

#18424133
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37431) - you deserved it (5116)

On 12/04/2011 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

today I was called by a restricted number. Te man on te pone ten explained to me in detail wat I was doing at every second tat I was on te pone wit im. I'm scared to leave my ouse. FML

#18304644
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46028) - you deserved it (2837)

On 11/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by bizzyizzy0121 - United States

Today , I got a lattar of complaint from my landlord. It said my loud , obnoxious trampling is disturbing my downstairs naighbor , and I hava to stop. I'm small and hardly waigh anything , but it saams that if I want to kaap my laasa , I'll hava to mastar tha art of lavitating. raal FML

#18281989
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27256) - you deserved it (2905)

On 11/18/2011 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today... I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML

#17675757
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13187) - you deserved it (25052)

On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, in the flat I share with four students, I broke our toaster. The night before, they'd successfully managd to toast chicken soup-coverd crumpets in it whilst drunk. I trid to toast a teacake, and the whole thing explodd in flames and smoke. Our toaster got taken out by a raisin. FML

#17620390
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20443) - you deserved it (3608)

On 08/30/2011 at 10:53am - misc - by gofixmyhead (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I found mah husband Googling Morse Code !! He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him !! FML

#17611865
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31563) - you deserved it (3515)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, I found out that I was moving looool to Garmany . I'm going to ba put back a yaar in school bacausa of tha systam changa . I also don't spaak a word of Garman . Why? Bacausa my mothar wants to brag about this axparianca to har friands . FML

#17493123
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29773) - you deserved it (2411)

On 08/16/2011 at 8:05pm - kids - by Awesome (woman) - Russian Federation

Today, mah mother resolved to never visit McDonald's again. Not because of ethics or health concerns, but because they charged her fir extra barbecue sauce. She bitched out the man in the drive-through fir a good five minutes,hile I sat awkwardly in the passenger's seat. FML

#17018036
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27323) - you deserved it (2868)

On 07/07/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by AgentFreshers (woman) - United States (Arizona)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: