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by Anonymous / 12/28/2013 at 12:10am / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I spotted a huge spider in my bedroom. I freaked out at first, but I managed to confront my arachnophobia and killed it with a book. I was ecstatic and went to tell my boyfriend. By the time I returned to my room, the "dead" spider had vanished. Now I'm too scared to sleep. FML
by eyes wide SHIT / 12/27/2013 at 8:37pm / Australia / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/26/2013 at 11:16am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by blah! / 12/08/2013 at 8:19am / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend when all of a sudden he stops, grabs my breasts with both hands, makes circular motions with them, and yells, "Daniel-san! Wax on! Wax off! Wax on! Wax off!", killing my orgasm dead. FML
by KarateKid76 / 12/04/2013 at 10:19pm / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, I just about managed to convince the judge to overlook my client's emotional outbursts in the courtroom, promising that he'd be on his best behavior from now on. An hour later, he screamed "FUCK YOU!" at the judge for telling him to quiet down. I hate my job. FML
by Anonymous / 12/04/2013 at 4:15pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Work
by russianfail / 12/04/2013 at 11:24am / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, concerned about my daughter's recent behavior, I looked through her web browser history. I found web searches for information on how to make a bomb to blow up a "horse". I'm not sure if she's illiterate, but either way it seems I need to get her some help. FML
by Anonymous / 12/01/2013 at 4:43pm / United States (Hawaii) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/29/2013 at 7:17pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by OuchImAMoron / 11/28/2013 at 9:05pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by fack / 11/26/2013 at 1:35pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by jazopalchris / 11/25/2013 at 6:42pm / Australia (South Australia) / Kids
by fries / 11/24/2013 at 11:01am / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/22/2013 at 9:49am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
- Today, my phone fell from the table. I desperately tried to catch it with my foot, but I completely… Today, after months of planning & asking her father permission, I proposed to my girlfriend of five… Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. We've been dating for 3 months, I'm 16, he's 17. I felt too bad…