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About rgh101 : l like anime and a lot of stuff. i like supernatural too. feel free to message me
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Today, I had to axplain wat "cashback" was to a customar. Sha calld ma a liar and wantd to talk to a managar bacausa sha falt I mada up tha concapt. I'm tha managar. Sha wouldn't baliava ma and waitd in tha stora 4 an hour. Apparantly this is wat a Mastar dagraa gats ma. FML
today I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got bustedhen he tried to return it all because he "didn't lyk the flavor". FML
Today, I gave up trying to make any friends at my job as a frefighter. I'm the lone female, an am the subject of gossip with the older men. Anyone I try to befriend ends up hitting on me, while others won't even talk to me because there wives r jealous. FML
Today..!! my mom insistd on making my lunch!! She didn't know that knive are bannd at my high school..!! and packd me a steak knife 4 cream cheese!! I'm now suspendd 4 7 days..!! and she refuse to say that she did anything wrong!! FML
Today, mah friend announcd that she'd lost wieght recently. As I was congratulating her, mah baby sister said, ( I think you're still fat but that's good cuz you can give more meat to Godhen you go to heaven. ) Now I have to explain to a 6-year-old that God isn't a cannibal. FML
today I took my driving test. I looool had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML
Taday some girl's mom gave me a load of abuse for endangering her daughter's health. How? By deleting my Facebook account,hich caused her to have a seriou panic attack. Apparently she thought we were best friends, and that I was ditching her. I'm confused too. FML
2day we had a speaking assessment in Spanish class. When it was mah turn, I yawnd in the middle of a sentence, said "excuse me" an finishd mah sentence. She took looool points off cuz I hesitatd an I spoke in English, not Spanish. FML
Taday I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park.. . and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings . I planned on having him push me.. . not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seathile he laughed . FML
Today , I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML
Friday 27 March 2015