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  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 July 1973 (42 years)
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About revidffum69 : Pretty easy going guy, here for friends, hetero relationships, and to read some funny ass comments.

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Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML

#21503523
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29018) - you deserved it (2402)

On 12/14/2015 at 2:29am - love - by Haitwun (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML

#21498607
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22234) - you deserved it (2298)

On 11/30/2015 at 4:27pm - kids - by jimmy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I started dreaming about being at work. I already work more hours a week than I requested, and I live right across from my work and can see it out my window. I can never leave. FML

#21495858
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21903) - you deserved it (1961)

On 11/23/2015 at 12:00pm - work - by helpme (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I tried to give my first hand-job while wearing fuzzy socks in a carpeted room. I reached out to touch his penis and shocked him. FML

#21493038
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25542) - you deserved it (4733)

On 11/15/2015 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by nnniii - United States (Washington)

Today, I discovered that I don't have enough financial aid to continue going to college past this semester. I'm one semester away from graduating. FML

Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML

#21483973
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32471) - you deserved it (1875)

On 10/24/2015 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML

#21483617
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29391) - you deserved it (5737) - Translated from the version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/23/2015 at 11:17pm - intimacy - by Walter (man) - Spain

Today, I was called a ruthless bitch for not waking up early to search for my car keys, so my boyfriend could go get his pipe and get high before work. FML

#21482942
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22122) - you deserved it (5114)

On 10/22/2015 at 10:05am - love - by cantfallbackasleep - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML

#21478114
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27695) - you deserved it (4657)

On 10/10/2015 at 12:33am - intimacy - by Deweyboy (man) - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML

#21477939
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29410) - you deserved it (4148)

On 10/09/2015 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by not impressed (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was supposed to start my new job. I had forgotten I had a doctor's appointment, so I called work early and told them I wouldn't be able to start until tomorrow. My boss then terminated my employment. I got fired before I even started. FML

#21474765
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12624) - you deserved it (28604)

On 09/30/2015 at 9:42pm - work - by No Job - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML

#21474557
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24334) - you deserved it (2428)

On 09/30/2015 at 11:08am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Renfrewshire)

Today, I got called a "politically correct loser" by a woman at the supermarket, all because I said I didn't want to find out the gender of my baby until birth. FML

#21474498
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21773) - you deserved it (1971)

On 09/30/2015 at 6:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, while singing Happy Birthday to my husband, I desperately needed to fart. I couldn't leave the room, so I let it out real slow. There were over 20 of us there, yet somehow my mother-in-law knew it was me. She went over to the window and opened it wide, all while glaring at me. FML

#21473175
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21629) - you deserved it (3771)

On 09/27/2015 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked in on my drunk roommate grinding up stale marshmallows and attempting to snort them. FML

#21471971
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21235) - you deserved it (1627)

On 09/23/2015 at 7:56pm - misc - by KindaLooksLikeCocaine (man) - United States (California)



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