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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 August 1991 (24 years)
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About revelation11B : Prior infantryman (11B) in the US Army. 1 tour to Iraq in 2011.

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Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (42621) - you deserved it (19142)

On 10/05/2014 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML


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On 03/22/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by campus pussy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found my daughter's "sex songs" playlist. I was more disappointed by her poor taste in music than the fact that she is already sexually active. FML


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On 02/10/2014 at 1:42am - kids - by aarong (man) - United States (Florida)

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