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revelation11B
  • Town/Country : NRH, TX, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 August 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 56
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About revelation11B : Prior infantryman (11B) in the US Army. 1 tour to Iraq in 2011.

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Today, I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36856) - you deserved it (9372)

On 03/22/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by campus pussy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found my daughter's "sex songs" playlist. I was more disappointed by her poor taste in music than the fact that she is already sexually active. FML

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