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yesterday whilst pleasuring myself in my bedroom, I began absent-mindedly staring at a spider on the cieling. It wasn't until the point of climax that I realised that I was, in effect, masturbating over a spider. FML

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143 comments

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On 12/14/2010 at 7:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

yesterday my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

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On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I was in te car wit ma mom. We were discussing ma broter , ow e's been screwing up majorly lately an se blamed it on is friends. Ten se turned to me an said , "It's a good ting you've never ad any friends." FML

#14189966
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On 12/13/2010 at 11:29am - misc - by Amanda - United States

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at mah doctors office!! I had been having violent diarrhea!! It was the reason I was at the doctor!! Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes!! During that time, I diarrhea'd in mah pants twice!! There were seven other people in the elevator!! FML

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On 12/13/2010 at 4:16am - health - by Christopher - Canada (Alberta)

Today, Two Guys Broka Into Apartmant To Rob Ma At Gunpoint . Whila I Was Wanking . Maga FML

#14043132
233 comments

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On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I caught daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML

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On 11/29/2010 at 10:03pm - kids - by Laura -

Today, I was texting my trainer to rearrange our training session. My grlfriend texted me during the exchange, asking wat I wanted fir Christmas. I accidentally texted my trainer, ( All I want r your sweet titties in my face ). I'm awaiting a response. FML

#14000546
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On 11/27/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My grlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retractd high-five. Then I panickd, cuppd his fist and ran. FML

#13986029
169 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by blackitalian - United States

Today.. . I woke up with a hangover.. . a shaved head.. . an my period . FML

#13974897
156 comments

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On 11/25/2010 at 12:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today... I Was Having Sex With My Boyfriend When He Startd Shaking Really Hard. When I Askd Him Wat He Was Doing... He Simply Said "I Want To Be Better Than Yur Vibrator!" FML

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191 comments

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On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)

Today, I got find when my fat dog decidd to walk acros a private film set to get at the catering area. big fat FML

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95 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 11:28am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

today I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat , I asked him if he had fun. He yelled , "Shut it , bitch!" FML

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344 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm - kids - by blah blah daddy - United States (California)

TODAY, I MADE A MISTAKE AT WORK THAT GOT 7 PEOPLE FRED. I'M SCARED TO LEAVE THE OFFICE BECAUSE THERE ALL OUTSIDE. FML

#12740190
243 comments

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On 08/25/2010 at 3:13pm - work - by Joel - United States (California)

Today, I startd to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I looool accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guesshat?! I just came." FML

#9070560
229 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY, I WAS ON A FIRST DATE. WHEN THE BILL CAME, HE REFUSED TO PAY FIR MY $6 SALAD. I HAD TO GO ATM-HUNTING TO PAY FIR MY $6 SALAD. FML

#9039407
347 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 2:18am - love - by wolfwolfy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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