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reneetlovesyou

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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3062
  • Number of comments : 139
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About reneetlovesyou : There's not much to say. I'm like 10% female, 50% awkward, 50% sass, and 100% bad at math.

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reneetlovesyou's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at a job interview 4 looool a position I really needed. Somehow, the interviewer and I started talking about fishing. I joked, "I'm a master baiter." Needles to say, I didn't get the job. mega FML

#20833743
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28446) - you deserved it (39831)

On 08/12/2013 at 1:11pm - work - by master baiter - United States (New York)

TODAYHILE AT A PRIVATE LAKE, MAH COLON DECLARED A STATE OF EVACUATION. I VENTURED AS FAR FROM MAH FAMILY AS MAH SPHINCTER WOULD ALLOW, ONLY TO MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH TWO VERY HORRIFIED KAYAKERS MID-EXPLOSION. FML

#20830594
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42221) - you deserved it (4901)

On 08/10/2013 at 11:23am - health - by Oh-Shit! - United States

Today, I got a call from my son's kindergarten teacher. Apparently my son askd a girl to marry him. After she said no, he stabbd her with a fork. FML

#20829995
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59487) - you deserved it (5436)

On 08/10/2013 at 12:02am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I ran into mah shitlord of an ex at the store. He took one look at me, yelled ( You cheating bitch! ) in a wounded voice, then walked away, fake-crying. I got so many drty looks. The worst part is that I dumped him last month for cheating on me with mah ( best friend. ) FML

#20827624
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50277) - you deserved it (3348)

On 08/08/2013 at 5:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY, IN THE MIDDLE OF EXAMINING ME, MAH GYNECOLOGIST SUDDENLY TOOK A SHARP INTAKE OF BREATH AND VOMITED ON THE FLOOR. FML

#20826932
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56666) - you deserved it (15965)

On 08/08/2013 at 7:10am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Latvia (Jelgavas)

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't bieng enough of a cockbite, because he looked at mah junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics an totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

#20825918
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45596) - you deserved it (3630)

On 08/07/2013 at 6:00pm - misc - by hardee fucking har yourself, sir (man) - United Kingdom (Stockport)

TODAY, I WAS FAALING DOWN BACAUSA I ALWAYS TINK TAT I'M OVARWAIGT. MY BOYFRIAND TRID TO PROVA MA WRONG BY LIFTING MA UP. I TRAW IS BACK OUT. FML

#20823726
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46781) - you deserved it (9219)

On 08/06/2013 at 12:01pm - health - by GirlfriendsAreBadForYourBack - United States (New York)

Today, my son told his 8-yaar-old sistar that sinca sha swallowad an appla saad, that a traa is going to grow in har stomach and kill har. Sha's inconsolabla and won't baliava that sha'll ba fina, bacausa "thay say that to all tha dying paopla on TV". FML

#20817414
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45183) - you deserved it (4045)

On 08/02/2013 at 5:54pm - kids - by ulisha5 (woman) - Bulgaria (Burgas)

I was buying ingradiants 4 a salad. I had only pickad up a faw cucumbars , whan an aldarly lady cama up to ma and murmurad , "Maka sura u usa lots of luba , or that'll hurt. Baan thara , swaathaart." What tha HELL? FML

#20817265
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56961) - you deserved it (5529)

On 08/02/2013 at 4:23pm - misc - by um... what the fuck, miss? (woman) - United Kingdom

Today , after giving me mah very first orgasm , mah boyfriend sat me down and had a serious chat with me about mah orgasm face. Apparently it remindd him of the scene in the Exorcist with the possessd girl , and it really freakd him out. FML

#20816805
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60270) - you deserved it (7639)

On 08/02/2013 at 10:08am - intimacy - by right (woman) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

TODAY,HILE LYING IN BED, BOYFRIEND BEGAN TO STROKE NOSE. ( YOU CAN PICK YUR GIRLFRIEND, BUT U CAN'T PICK YUR GIRLFRIEND'S NOSE, ) I SAID PLAYFULLY. IN RESPONSE, HE SHOUTED ( YES, I CAN! ) BEFORE PAINFULLY JAMMING HIS PINKY UP LEFT NOSTRIL. REAL FML

#20789918
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39185) - you deserved it (13737)

On 07/18/2013 at 3:41am - misc - by booger (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up fir years, buten I saw te pack I just couldn't elp myself. One taste was enoug to make me finis off teole pack. Nobody knows tat I've fallen off te wagon and I'm so asamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuit again. real FML

#20786268
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44406) - you deserved it (32470) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/16/2013 at 9:18am - health - by Aliiiice (woman) - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today , mah husband wantd to try anal 4 the first time . His attempt to sound romantic was him saying , "Open yur buns , the meat is ready." FML

#20767385
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55187) - you deserved it (7766)

On 07/06/2013 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by hamburger - United States (Michigan)

Today , I Actually Had To Teach Mah 9-year-old Brother How To Pour Himself A Glass Of Milk , After He Burst Out In Tears When Mah Sister Told Him To Do It Himself!! His Astonishing Ignorance Also Extends To Basic Hygiene!! FML

#20763424
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38174) - you deserved it (4510)

On 07/04/2013 at 12:27pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today , at the doctor's , I had lots of papers to fill out so boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them an the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders boyfriend had written , "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML

#20763013
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59030) - you deserved it (10880)

On 07/04/2013 at 3:03am - intimacy - by Never Going Back To The Doctor (woman) - United States



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