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relaxeazy
  • Town/Country : Selby, England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 232
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About relaxeazy : I love going to the gym and playing rugby! Anything else just please ask

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Today, I was at a wedding reception with loud music. A guy told me that his sister couldn't be there because she "went home to be with her boy." I said, "That's too bad, she's missing a great party." He paused and repeated, "She went home to be with her LORD." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31712) - you deserved it (3846)

On 03/31/2014 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42245) - you deserved it (4394)

On 01/01/2014 at 12:04am - love - by dantko (man) - United States (Michigan)



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