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relaxeazy

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  • Town/Country : Selby, United Kingdom
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 June 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 714
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About relaxeazy : Avid rugby player and watcher

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Visits<b>JulietMarie</b> - 12 hours ago<b>MomentoMori</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 11:36am<b>kikoma</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 3:14am<b>mimidamian</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 9:26pm<b>UWOT</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 5:07pm<b>LeBandit</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 5:33pm<b>Cadillac_kid_15</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 8:30am<b>kkkkkkkkkka</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 5:58pm<b>TheNiceOne</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 1:42pm<b>Axelerate</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 2:14am<b>Wizardo</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 2:50pm<b>watermelon1</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 10:27am<b>unlucky_lucy</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 2:47am<b>UnidentifiedFun</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 2:27pm<b>christiine_k</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 9:46pm<b>Stripes12345</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 3:26pm<b>redstone7693</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 11:25pm<b>allylundberg</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 1:36pm

Fucked!<b>kikoma</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 9:14am<b>mimidamian</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 3:26am<b>TheNiceOne</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 7:41pm<b>Axelerate</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 8:15am<b>Cadillac_kid_15</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 9:37pm<b>natalea_rae</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 4:26am<b>shksha22</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 10:37pm<b>my_horrible_life</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 10:29pm<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 1:46pm<b>Mr_snuggels</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 11:11pm<b>singer0421</b> - the 12/11/2014 at 4:46am<b>Jellybellybeanz</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 2:22am<b>chiefsmalls</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 1:18pm<b>babeybazooka</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 5:31pm<b>MomentoMori</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 7:48pm

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Today, I was at a wedding reception with loud music. A guy told me that his sister couldn't be there because she "went home to be with her boy." I said, "That's too bad, she's missing a great party." He paused and repeated, "She went home to be with her LORD." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33755) - you deserved it (4332)

On 03/31/2014 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47099) - you deserved it (5057)

On 01/01/2014 at 12:04am - love - by dantko (man) - United States (Michigan)



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