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redzebra212
  • Town/Country : Ireland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About redzebra212 : My name's Hazel :) I'm originally from England but live in Ireland right now. I'm fifteen, I love reading, playing the drums and music in general. My favourite band is Avenged Sevenfold.

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Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML

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On 08/17/2013 at 12:27pm - misc - by fsfs (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML

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On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)



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