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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 July 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1216
  • Number of comments : 242
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About redstone7693 : You know what they say, procrastination is like masturbation. Fells good when you're doing it, but in the end you're just fucking yourself.

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redstone7693's favorite FMLs

Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35788) - you deserved it (2520)

On 04/22/2015 at 10:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I tripped while rushing to my classes. In a desperate attempt to regain my balance, I grabbed the nearest thing to me. A fire alarm. FML


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On 04/15/2015 at 6:12pm - misc - by Drill Drilled - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my family and friends all laugh and compare me to Spongebob behind my back. Why? Because I'm 37 and still can't pass my driver's test. FML


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On 04/11/2015 at 3:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at the DMV I was told I had to prove, with a doctor's note, that I was an amputee and my disability was permanent to get my placard. Apparently, setting my prosthetic leg on the counter wasn't proof enough, and is considered "threatening". The police were called. FML


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On 04/02/2015 at 2:43am - health - by usadisvet (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while waiting for the bus, I googled walking directions to my destination, in case I had already missed the bus. I was so absorbed in my search that I missed the bus. FML


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On 03/30/2015 at 5:19am - misc - by getoffthephone - United Kingdom

Today, my little sister complained about a young boy in her class always pulling her hair. She asked when boys will stop doing it. My mom replied, "They won't, even when they're grown-ups," then looked over at my dad and shared a dirty smirk. FML


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On 03/07/2015 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by greatly disturbed - United States (California)

Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML


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On 03/07/2015 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, during a family game of "Cards Against Humanity," I had to explain to my mom what queefing is. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML


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On 02/26/2015 at 10:07pm - love - by confused - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boss used Siri to settle a debate we were having in our team meeting. Siri responded by calling him "Daddy". FML

Today, I was at a family gathering with my boyfriend. Jokingly, my grandmother swatted my butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML


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On 02/19/2015 at 12:45am - intimacy - by heymacie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my grandma rushed into my work and told my manager I had to leave due to a family emergency. Panicked, I ran to get my stuff and ran to the car. When I asked what had happened, she replied, "I needed someone to go see 50 Shades of Grey with me." FML


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On 02/13/2015 at 8:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom asked my siblings and me for help cleaning the kitchen. After working for a half hour while all my siblings sat on the couch, I pointed out that I was the only one working. My mom thanked my siblings for not having attitudes like mine and sent me to my room. FML


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On 02/08/2015 at 11:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I stole my brother's fuzzy slippers for the day as I usually do. Too bad he had been anticipating this and had left a mouse trap in one of them. FML


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On 02/02/2015 at 10:14pm - health - by toe - United States (New Hampshire)

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