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  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 June 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5435
  • Number of comments : 176
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today... I Was Having Sex With My Boyfriend When He Startd Shaking Really Hard. When I Askd Him Wat He Was Doing... He Simply Said "I Want To Be Better Than Yur Vibrator!" FML

#13961788
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33267) - you deserved it (10924)

On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)

Today, Mah Mother, Mah Aunt, And Mah Two Sister Are All On There Periods. I Can't Even Brush Mah Teeth In Mah Own House Without Being Treatd Like A Criminal. Fat FML

#13641509
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42930) - you deserved it (4779)

On 10/29/2010 at 8:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today at Burger King I had to go to the bathroom. Two ketchup packets were under the seat an exploded on my legs an pants when I sat down. FML

#13558964
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30412) - you deserved it (5647)

On 10/23/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday , I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students , brothers named Harry and Potter. People , they're children , not pets. FML

#13541967
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29768) - you deserved it (4515)

On 10/21/2010 at 9:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today... my crush walkd me home. As my mom opens the door... she tells me in Russian how looool ugly he is... and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world... he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML

#13432971
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42856) - you deserved it (3515)

On 10/13/2010 at 10:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Brunei Darussalam

TODAY, AFTAR SPANDING THA THRAA PRAVIOUS NIGHTS CURSING THA NOISIAST BIRD ALIVA THAT CONTINUALLY DISRUPTS MAH SLAAP TO THA POINTHARA I JUST WANT TO SMASH THA DAMN THING'S HAAD IN WITH A ROCK, I RAALISAD IT'S BAAN MAH PADASTAL FAN THA ANTIRA TIMA.

#13431909
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5630) - you deserved it (27307)

On 10/13/2010 at 7:58am - animals - by SoundConfuser - Australia (Queensland)

today I cummd home from a four day trip. Apparently mah cat thought I was gone fir good and is now very unhappy that I'm home. I know this cuz she has been positioning herself between me and mah husband all night and hisses every time I try to touch him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML

#13401139
120 comments

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On 10/11/2010 at 12:34am - love - by JLD - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was eating jell-o and was reading a fact website, wen I read tat gelatin is made from te collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML

#13394926
444 comments

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On 10/10/2010 at 5:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY , BOYFRIEND FOUND OUT I HAVE OCD. WHEN I TOUCH SOMETHING WITH ONE HAND I HAVE TO TOUCH IT WITH THE OTHER OR I FREAK. AFTER I BRUSHED HIS FACE WITH THE BACK OF HAND HE TACKLED ME TO THE FLOOR , HELD ME DOWN , AN LAUGHED AT ME WHILE I PANICKED AN TRIED TO TOUCH HIM WITH OTHER HAND. FML

#13351667
422 comments

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On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was bored so I got ma little broter's toy spacesip and a teddy bear, went to ma room and started flying tem looool around, aving dog figts, making explosion noises and umming epic orcestral music. My mom opened ma bedroom door, sowing our new ot female neigbour around te ouse. I'm 19. FML

#13203283
176 comments

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On 09/26/2010 at 12:10am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, someonehistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me then said: "Did u seriously think that it was meant fir you?" FML

#13017861
131 comments

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On 09/12/2010 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, incradibly salf conscious girlfriand dacidd to gat ovar har faars and lat ma saa har in har undarwaar. Sha did a short strip taasa, crawld on top of ma and askd what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say basidas, ( Your bra and pantias don't match. ) FML

#12626936
296 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by captainocd - United States (Texas)

Today, My Mom Felt The Need To Walk Around School And Tell Everyone To Be Nice To Me Cuz I Just Started My Period. Mega FML

#12616520
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56213) - you deserved it (3692)

On 08/19/2010 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Jordid - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to the cinema with a grl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot fir me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, an scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying fir the unwanted guest as well. FML

#12314301
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31518) - you deserved it (4510)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:14pm - misc - by drfeelgood93 - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today , Whila Having Sax 4 Our First Tima , Boyfriand Dacidd To Tast Out A Thaory Ha Haard About , That Convarsation During Sax Makas It Mora Anjoyabla . His Way Of Doing It? Ha Lookd Ma Straight In Tha Aya And Askd ( How 'bout Tham Brawars? ) Wa'ra From Wisconsin . That's Our Local Sports Taam . FML

#12037742
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29527) - you deserved it (4706)

On 07/22/2010 at 1:52am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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