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redbootsarecool

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Today, my fiancée was asleep, so I decided to spoon her from behind and cup her boobs to wake her up nicely. She responded by yelling, "THE TOAST!" and elbowing me in the face whilst still asleep. FML

Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63657) - you deserved it (5420)

On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today, I was waiting at the bus stop and noticed a girl that I played netball with. I ran across the road to meet her and she ran across the car park to meet me. We hugged and looked at each other slowly backing away as we both realised that we didn't know each other. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49967) - you deserved it (7202)

On 03/10/2014 at 8:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom



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