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  • Town/Country : Portland, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 December 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 396064
  • Number of comments : 3697
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About redbluegreen : Bath bombs and cursing.

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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redbluegreen's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML

#21079127
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39680) - you deserved it (15967)

On 03/05/2014 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Portsmouth)

Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power came back on. His response was, "But we have Netflix." FML

#20580991
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40574) - you deserved it (6095)

On 04/08/2013 at 5:51pm - misc - by Zxz - Canada

Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML

#19712062
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22600) - you deserved it (7144)

On 05/31/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by jemila (woman) - United States

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

#18316439
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36674) - you deserved it (3416)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

#7711889
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18723) - you deserved it (80608)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to my friend's house. While she went to the kitchen, I noticed a little pink pastry on her desk. It looked really good, so I decided to take a bite before she got back. As I bit into it, a sizzling noise started, and foam overflowed in my mouth. It was a bath bomb. FML

#458793
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11573) - you deserved it (96378)

On 03/19/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by skywayavenue (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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