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  • Town/Country : Portland, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 December 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 395857
  • Number of comments : 3694
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML


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On 03/05/2014 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Portsmouth)

Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power came back on. His response was, "But we have Netflix." FML


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On 04/08/2013 at 5:51pm - misc - by Zxz - Canada

Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21983) - you deserved it (7044)

On 05/31/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by jemila (woman) - United States

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML


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On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML


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On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to my friend's house. While she went to the kitchen, I noticed a little pink pastry on her desk. It looked really good, so I decided to take a bite before she got back. As I bit into it, a sizzling noise started, and foam overflowed in my mouth. It was a bath bomb. FML


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On 03/19/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by skywayavenue (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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