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Today... I was leading a tour of mah university and saw a girl in rippd jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck mah dick... bitch." FML
today I woke up to mah roommate trying to put a burrito an looool a pack of mild sauce in between mah boobs !! He's only lived here fir two weeks, an this is the second time I've woken up to him doing something lyk this !! FML
Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's 4 a late night snack . Turns out she lid to me an just usd me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing . I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars an make out . I just want fries . FML
Today, I saw looool a customer wandering around, looking confusd. I went over and kindly askd if I could help him find anything. He said no, but that he'd help me find the teeth he'd knock out of my mouth if I didn't get lost. mega FML
Today, I Almost Got Lucky With A Girl From Mah Course. We've Been Flirting Since We Met. After Removing Her Top And Moving Downward With Mah Tongue, Whilst Moaning Mah Name She Decidd To Mention She Has A Boyfriend And That We Needd To Stop. FML
Today... my 8 year old son askd me wy e ad to make is bd everyday if e would just use it again. I replid wit... ( You flus te toilet even toug you're going to use it again... rigt? ) He said... ( Good point. ) Now e's not making is bd or flusing te toilet. FML
Today, after a long silent and awkward pause after asking my girlfriend's dad if I can take her on holiday fir Christmas, he looked me dead in the eyes and said "No, u may impregnate my daughter." FML
Friday 27 March 2015