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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 September 1992 (22 years)
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Today... I was leading a tour of mah university and saw a girl in rippd jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck mah dick... bitch." FML

#21278356
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26600) - you deserved it (53203)

On 10/15/2014 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

today I woke up to mah roommate trying to put a burrito an looool a pack of mild sauce in between mah boobs !! He's only lived here fir two weeks, an this is the second time I've woken up to him doing something lyk this !! FML

#21278162
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39619) - you deserved it (4650)

On 10/15/2014 at 2:27am - misc - by burritobreasts -

Taday ma goat dacidad ma airstyla was so last saason and rastylad it for ma wit is taat . FML

Today, I wrecked mah car cuz mah mom texted me, telling me not to text an drive. looool FML

#21249597
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22827) - you deserved it (40164)

On 09/01/2014 at 10:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's 4 a late night snack . Turns out she lid to me an just usd me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing . I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars an make out . I just want fries . FML

#21249351
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45207) - you deserved it (4746)

On 08/31/2014 at 10:55pm - love - by emilyparker - Canada (Ontario)

Today , at mah dining job , mah boss told me the food was "technically illegal to serve," air quote looool an all. FML

#21249316
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33641) - you deserved it (2672)

On 08/31/2014 at 9:56pm - work - by dining - United States (Iowa)

Today, I saw looool a customer wandering around, looking confusd. I went over and kindly askd if I could help him find anything. He said no, but that he'd help me find the teeth he'd knock out of my mouth if I didn't get lost. mega FML

#21248418
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35596) - you deserved it (2997)

On 08/30/2014 at 11:14am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I Almost Got Lucky With A Girl From Mah Course. We've Been Flirting Since We Met. After Removing Her Top And Moving Downward With Mah Tongue, Whilst Moaning Mah Name She Decidd To Mention She Has A Boyfriend And That We Needd To Stop. FML

#21248283
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49734) - you deserved it (5613)

On 08/30/2014 at 2:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today... my 8 year old son askd me wy e ad to make is bd everyday if e would just use it again. I replid wit... ( You flus te toilet even toug you're going to use it again... rigt? ) He said... ( Good point. ) Now e's not making is bd or flusing te toilet. FML

#21248169
72 comments

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On 08/29/2014 at 10:54pm - kids - by sam_666777 - United States (New York)

Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park!! My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning!! FML

#21246787
56 comments

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On 08/27/2014 at 10:33pm - kids - by That idiot - United States (Nevada)

Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some doucebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even ave tat going for me. FML

#21246563
47 comments

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On 08/27/2014 at 5:21pm - misc - by leem (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML

#21246432
77 comments

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On 08/27/2014 at 1:19pm - misc - by spark - United States (California)

Today, I found out tat te reason my boyfriend asn't textd me recently is looool tat e'd forgotten e was dating anyone. FML

#21244761
93 comments

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On 08/24/2014 at 11:27pm - love - by angry girlfriend - United States (Indiana)

Today, after a long silent and awkward pause after asking my girlfriend's dad if I can take her on holiday fir Christmas, he looked me dead in the eyes and said "No, u may impregnate my daughter." FML

#21243591
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45850) - you deserved it (6043)

On 08/23/2014 at 3:34am - intimacy - by Dafuq happen there - South Africa

Today, mah dad stoppd me mid-sentence and said he wantd to punch me in the face and set me on fre for using the looool word "selfie". FML

#21243189
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22894) - you deserved it (39573)

On 08/22/2014 at 2:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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