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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 May 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 605
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About rebelsrock : I'm a professional pizza roll maker and I enjoy sports a lot

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Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22642) - you deserved it (3274)

On 10/20/2015 at 5:44am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36901) - you deserved it (2616)

On 04/13/2015 at 5:00am - misc - by yupthissucks - United States (Georgia)

Today, I handed out 20 resumes to a variety of stores. To my delight, I got a phone call the same day. Unfortunately, they weren't calling about a job, they were informing me on my resume it says, "I have a dick." All thanks to my boyfriend, who thought it would be hilarious. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30422) - you deserved it (3943)

On 03/27/2015 at 5:51am - work - by mareecasellafml (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had a dream where I whacked my head against my shelf. I woke up immediately after, freaked out and whacked my head against my shelf. FML


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On 02/22/2015 at 8:54am - health - by IngenuityAbsent - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I started rapping. I realized the room was not empty when, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joined in. FML


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On 05/21/2013 at 11:01am - misc - by crappingrapping - United States

Today, my wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. She's perfect in every way, except for her birth mark. It's under the corner of her left eye and looks almost exactly like a prison teardrop tattoo. FML


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On 05/19/2013 at 2:33pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while driving my grandma home from a family dinner, I had to pull into a gas station, because my tank was almost empty. She became convinced that someone would kidnap her while I went to pay, and eventually threatened to blow us up by tossing her lighter at the gas pumps. FML


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On 05/07/2013 at 6:13pm - misc - by fuckingjesusgran (man) - Bosnia and Herzegovina (Federation of Bosnia and Herzego)

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML


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On 05/06/2013 at 8:45pm - misc - by clumsy - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I tried to explain to my 23-year-old boyfriend the difference between "your" and "you're". I do this every other day, but it's like his head is permanently stuck in the first grade. FML

Today, I learned a valuable lesson: Make sure you learn to swim at a very young age, or else you might end up a in a swimming class with a bunch 3 and 4 year-olds, taught by your crush. FML


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On 03/26/2012 at 10:51am - misc - by stupdude3 (man) - United States

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML


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On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML


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On 03/21/2012 at 7:46am - health - by J Rush - United Kingdom (Powys)

Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML


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On 03/19/2012 at 1:49am - intimacy - by ari - United States

Today, I have been left home alone, the electricity has cut out, and I am petrified of the dark. I am stuck downstairs making karate noises every few minutes to scare off creepers. FML


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On 03/17/2012 at 8:45am - misc - by belieber101 - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I got back to work at my hospital after some sick leave. The first jackass to waste my time was a guy with leg lacerations. This, he claimed, was because he tried to break a samurai sword over his leg as part of a bet. It's day one and already I want to kill myself. FML


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On 03/13/2012 at 10:32pm - work - by Simms (man) - United States

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