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by Anonymous / 10/20/2015 at 5:44am / United States (Georgia) / Love
by yupthissucks / 04/13/2015 at 5:00am / United States (Georgia) / Transportation
Today, I handed out 20 resumes to a variety of stores. To my delight, I got a phone call the same day. Unfortunately, they weren't calling about a job, they were informing me on my resume it says, "I have a dick." All thanks to my boyfriend, who thought it would be hilarious. FML
by mareecasellafml / 03/27/2015 at 5:51am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by IngenuityAbsent / 02/22/2015 at 8:54am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by crappingrapping / 05/21/2013 at 11:01am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. She's perfect in every way, except for her birth mark. It's under the corner of her left eye and looks almost exactly like a prison teardrop tattoo. FML
by Anonymous / 05/19/2013 at 2:33pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
Today, while driving my grandma home from a family dinner, I had to pull into a gas station, because my tank was almost empty. She became convinced that someone would kidnap her while I went to pay, and eventually threatened to blow us up by tossing her lighter at the gas pumps. FML
by fuckingjesusgran / 05/07/2013 at 6:13pm / Bosnia and Herzegovina (Federation of Bosnia and Herzego) / Transportation
by clumsy / 05/06/2013 at 8:45pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by LiveLoveLys / 03/31/2012 at 2:28pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by stupdude3 / 03/26/2012 at 10:51am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML
by Anonymous / 03/25/2012 at 8:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by J Rush / 03/21/2012 at 7:46am / United Kingdom (Powys) / Health
by ari / 03/19/2012 at 1:49am / United States / Intimacy
by belieber101 / 03/17/2012 at 8:45am / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got back to work at my hospital after some sick leave. The first jackass to waste my time was a guy with leg lacerations. This, he claimed, was because he tried to break a samurai sword over his leg as part of a bet. It's day one and already I want to kill myself. FML
by Simms / 03/13/2012 at 10:32pm / United States / Work
- Today, as a volunteer tutor, I met up with a girl who needed help with calculus. When I introduced… Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about… Today, my ex boyfriend apologized for being a jerk to me and threatening our relationship. When he…
- Today, the guy I was seeing got back together with his ex-girlfriend an hour after I had blown him… Today, I received a text from my pharmacy saying "Your prescription for D is out of stock...". Even… Today, was my last day of medical school. It would have been a joyous occasion had it not been for…