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by Anonymous / 07/28/2015 at 9:14am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML
by butterbody / 03/23/2014 at 7:02pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by sickmom / 01/21/2014 at 6:07am / United States (Louisiana) / Kids
by honeybunny90 / 12/28/2013 at 3:23am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 5:41pm / United States (Hawaii) / Love
Today, my car wouldn't start because of the cold weather. Since I was at a friend's house, I asked him to jump-start it. After taking about ten minutes to start his vehicle and park it by mine, we found that both of our car hoods were frozen shut. FML
by Anonymous / 12/07/2013 at 3:49pm / United States / Transportation
Today, my wicked mother has been with us for a week. She's already thrown away my daughter's favorite toy, broke my computer, scratched my oak table, stained my most expensive shirt, peed in our bed, and called the attention of the cops by staring at kids in school. She's staying for three months. FML
by longlongwinter / 12/05/2013 at 11:50am / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Miscellaneous
by Chatons / 12/05/2013 at 1:52am / Switzerland / Animals
by vin_dex / 12/05/2013 at 12:40am / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/04/2013 at 11:24am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
by Anonymous / 12/04/2013 at 3:50am / United States / Love
by Broke / 12/04/2013 at 3:27am / United States (Texas) / Money
by helpme / 12/03/2013 at 11:05pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/03/2013 at 11:02pm / United States / Work
Today, I held the door for an elderly woman. As she walked through, she looked at me and told me I was a very handsome man and that I should meet her grandson. The woman was my grandmother, and yes, I'm straight. FML
by rick / 12/02/2013 at 4:15pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
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