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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 April 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 282
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About realeah : I'm a college student, an English major, and a self-admitted grammar Nazi. If u choze 2 speek in txt lingo i wil cal u out 4 it. Seriously, don't do that.

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Today mah boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately he came straight from bar-hopping with his friends and was wastd. He's currently nakd in bd cooing at his penis and giggling lyk a little grl. FML


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