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Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML


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On 01/31/2014 at 10:29am - intimacy - by wtfjusthappened - United States (Washington)

Today, my boss' son is training to take over my job as head translator, after having convinced his dad that he's fluent in Spanish, and that my skills suck. I soon walked in on him using Google Translate on a legal document. My boss refuses to believe me. FML


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On 09/27/2013 at 3:41pm - work - by anahira6 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was lost in a foreign city so I asked a girl for directions. She replied, "Directions? ONE DIRECTION!" and started screaming in my face and jumping around. FML


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On 04/03/2013 at 5:17am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

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