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Taday I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush nipple while closing laptop. FML

#20090663
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21433) - you deserved it (6594) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/27/2012 at 12:10am - health - by Display - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to finally come to terms with the fact that I am obesehen the doctor told me that mah weird smell was not an infection but mold growing between mah fat rolls.

#20089382
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8280) - you deserved it (31683)

On 09/26/2012 at 10:23am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

TODAY, I SAW A SHADY LOOKING PERSON ON THE STREET. AS I WALKD PAST HIM, HE SAID, "HEY, COME HERE." THINKING HE NEEDD SOMETHING, I WENT OVER. HE HANDD ME SEVERAL PICTURES OF WIFE, IN PUBLIC AND AT HOME. I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS MAN BEFORE IN LIFE. FML

#20089025
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30179) - you deserved it (1728)

On 09/26/2012 at 12:07am - misc - by ahappypenguin -

TODAY , I GOT SENT TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE BECAUSE MY DAD DECIDED THAT INSTEAD OF SIGNING HIS NAME , HE WOULD SIGN , "MS. BIGTITS" , BECAUSE HE WANTED TO MAKE SURE THE TEACHERS WERE PAYING ATTENTION TO WAT THERE STUDENTS HANDED IN. MEGA FML

#20088535
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21531) - you deserved it (1489)

On 09/25/2012 at 7:20pm - misc - by PerpetuallyHappy (woman) - United States (New York)

Taday I realized just how clingy boyfriend is, when he pulled out in the middle of sex, lay down and hugged me, and said in his "adorable" voice that he didn't really want to have sex, but cuddle !! I wouldn't mind if it didn't happen so often !! FML

#20088123
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29856) - you deserved it (4671)

On 09/25/2012 at 1:42pm - intimacy - by orgasmsareoverratedanyway (woman) - Norway (Nordland)

Today, I Fell Asleep At Work And Woke Up With Penis Sharpied On Face. I'm A Kindergarten Teacher. FML

#20087243
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15707) - you deserved it (30473)

On 09/24/2012 at 9:51pm - kids - by Fingkids - United States

Today, I was called into mah 17-year-old son's high school. Why? Because it was Wednesday, also known as "Hump Day" and his friends managed to convince him that your supposed to go around and hump people. FML

#20079735
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21863) - you deserved it (2543)

On 09/19/2012 at 7:33pm - kids - by Judy - United States (Pennsylvania)

yesterday a guy I've been seeing for ahile sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clickd the link just to see wat sick shit he wantd to show me. It was my mom. FML

#20079475
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59695) - you deserved it (3067)

On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, ma grlfriend ad a bitc fit at me cuz I lauged at er idea of getting te Cullen family tree tattooed on er back. FML

#20079438
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31030) - you deserved it (3213)

On 09/19/2012 at 4:22pm - love - by Shame (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THAT, FOR OVER THREE YERES, BOYFRIEND HAS SOLELY BEEN DATING ME TO GET CLOSER TO MOM. APPARENTLY, ( SHE'S A TOTAL MILF. ) BIG FAT FML

#20077204
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25714) - you deserved it (2022)

On 09/18/2012 at 12:25am - love - by daughter (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, at school, a guy walkd up to me an said I look a little too young to be at high school!! I told him that I'm sixteen years old!! He stard at my chest for several long seconds, mutterd ( What the fuck? ) an walkd off!! FML

#20076675
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26528) - you deserved it (2451)

On 09/17/2012 at 7:14pm - misc - by wtf yourself, cunt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I Was Showering At Mah Dorm. I Had Mah Clothes Locked In A Locker And Mah Towel And Robe Hanging Outside The Stall. Someone Took Off With Mah Towel And Robe, Which Had Mah Keys. I Had To Walk Down Three Flights Of Stars To Get An Extra Key In Nothing But A Plastic Shower Curtain. Mega FML

#20075333
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21633) - you deserved it (2126)

On 09/16/2012 at 10:00pm - misc - by Blueberry (woman) - United States (Iowa)

yesterday boyfriend introduced me to his parents!! My boyfriend is Japanese, an I wanted to introduce myself in Japanese so I'd asked him!! Little did I know he'd taught me how to say, ( Hello, I love your son's cock!! ) I almost got kicked out of thier house!! mega FML

#20075207
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28731) - you deserved it (3797)

On 09/16/2012 at 8:50pm - love - by painfetish8021 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

TADAY I WAS LATE 4 CLASS . I HAVE EXTREME SOCIAL ANXIETY, SO I QUIETLY SLIPPED INTO THE HUGE, PACKED AUDITIORIUM, TRYING TO BE AS QUIET AS POSSIBLE . WHEN I WAS ALMOST TO MY SEAT, I ACCIDENTALLY KICKED A TEACHER'S COFFEE DOWN THE STEPS . THE ENTIRE CLASS LOOKED AT ME AND CLAPPED . FML

#20069005
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21522) - you deserved it (3238)

On 09/12/2012 at 4:11pm - misc - by conspicuous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

wile sopping, looool I saw a little girl an er mom. Te girl was pouting so I tried to ceer er up by asking er if se was a princess, because se was so pretty. Se smiled but er mom looked at me wit disgust an told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

#20065720
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27208) - you deserved it (2825)

On 09/10/2012 at 12:39am - kids - by well okay then (woman) - United States



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