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About rawrfacexx : Hey! You've managed to make your way to my page of weirdness. If you're going to ask for nudes GTFO. Other than that I like people so message me :)
Darling you'll be okay❤️
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Today, my 808 area code phone number has yet again been mistaken for a 1-800 number. I've been getting phone calls at three in the morning from people on the east coast who are trying to return their shoes. They want to speak to my supervisor because I "don't sound professional enough." FML
Today, I went to a restaurant for a friend's birthday. There were two very attractive waiters. They waited until I went to the toilet to sit down, talk to my friends and hit on them. They promptly left upon my return. Men avoid me. FML
Today, I proudly informed my grandma that I now have a girlfriend. My grandpa overheard and said how surprising that was, given how expensive blowup dolls are. He and my grandma then both laughed out loud. FML
Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML
Friday 31 July 2015