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  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 November 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 235
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About rawr_monster_ : I don't know. I never know what to write in these things. I'm just strange...

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Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me, and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML

#20195284
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I agree, your life sucks (21990) - you deserved it (2619)

On 12/07/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I asked a very cute fireman for his number "just in case I needed him to come to my rescue"... He told me "Yeah sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away I read his note: "911". FML

#125152
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18081) - you deserved it (46150)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I stopped at a lemonade stand on my way to work. A cute little girl handed me a mouthwash-sized cup of juice, and her adorable little brother told me it would be $.25. All I had was a $20. He shoved it into his overalls pocket, looked up with huge brown eyes and just said "Thank you." FML

#122747
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19625) - you deserved it (51237)

On 02/24/2009 at 12:47pm - kids - by ripdivine (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML

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204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73720) - you deserved it (4496)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by not-so-young-shortie (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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