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Today, my dad planted and "discovered" a pack of cigarettes in my backpack to distract my mom from his gambling problem. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34042) - you deserved it (1960)

On 10/29/2010 at 2:29pm - misc - by Ginna - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37611) - you deserved it (14404)

On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11614) - you deserved it (16671)

On 08/11/2010 at 12:33pm - misc - by Jorgina226 - United States (Texas)



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