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About rawr9able : Dark and perverted humor. About it really, scamper off now ye' hear!

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Today, I found out mah wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older an sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML

#16758586
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43239) - you deserved it (4646)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:43am - intimacy - by wtf - Canada (Alberta)

Today, My Co-worker Finally Gave Me A Ceck For Te Money E Owes Me. In Te Memo Line, E Wrote "for Swallowing". Now I Ave To Go Cas It. FML

#16577397
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35938) - you deserved it (6568)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Patrick R - United States (Texas)

Today , I had to explain to boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic . FML

#16525505
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39680) - you deserved it (6250)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:44am - intimacy - by ... - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to fine her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML

#16468049
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52948) - you deserved it (4793)

On 06/02/2011 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by jsalmons - Germany (Bayern)

Today... I had to explain to mah sobbing teenage daughter why u can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML

#16331288
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53280) - you deserved it (8678)

On 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by asnolt (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I STARTED PETTING MAH COUSIN'S DOBERMAN. NOW, WHENEVER I STOP HE GROWLS MENACINGLY. FML

#16166972
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28572) - you deserved it (4888)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, While Making Love To My Wife, I Let Slip Her Sister's Name. I Don't Think It Would Calm Her Down Much If I Told The Truth: I Was Actually Thinking Of An Ex Grlfriend Who Shares The Same Name. FML

#16157723
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11702) - you deserved it (62497)

On 05/13/2011 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by scalmon - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I WAS SITTING IN THE LECTURE HALL. A GIRL WALKED BY TO GET TO HER SEAT AND HER DRESS GOT CAUGHT ON THE HANDLES, LIFTING IT UP. SHE DIDN'T NOTICE BUT I DID, SO I TRIED TO TAKE IT OFF THE HANDLES. SHE TURNED AROUND TO SEE ME HOLDING HER DRESS UP. FML

#16153880
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34733) - you deserved it (7700)

On 05/13/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by ctop (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked fir my license and registration so I reached fir my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear cuz my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize and I was hit with a big stick. FML

#16152690
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39848) - you deserved it (8359)

On 05/13/2011 at 12:02am - misc - by phant776 (man) - United States (California)

yastardayila on a first data wit a guyo turnd out to ba twica ma aga , wa wara playing vidao gamas at ta taatra bafora ta movia startd. Suddanly a falls faca firstila aving a saizura. Ta EMT askd if ma ( dad ) ad a istory of apilapsy. raal FML

#16030351
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19303) - you deserved it (28571)

On 05/03/2011 at 8:15am - love - by cbolig -

Today... I Dacidad To Go Down On Mah Grlfriand. In Tha Midst Of Har Orgasm... Sha Grabbad Mah Haad With Har Lags... Parforming A Submission Most UFC Fightars Could Ba Proud Of... And Sha Hald On 4 So Long That I Was Suffocatad. FML

#15555726
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40288) - you deserved it (9649)

On 03/30/2011 at 12:43am - intimacy - by kingpin7 - United States

Today, Mah 400 Pound Roommata Brought Homa A 400 Pound Guy. Now Thara's 800 Pounds Of Sax Going On In Tha Naxt Room, And It Sounds Lyk Tha Invasion Of Normandy In Thara. FML

#14835077
272 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We r both virgins. After we kissd and I took down my pants, she screamd and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

#14604817
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44158) - you deserved it (6352)

On 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , I mada lova to my grlfriand. I panatratad har 4 ahila , than stoppad to gat my braath back... Sha carriad on moaning avan though I'd stoppad moving. maga FML

#585
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41541) - you deserved it (7841)

On 12/24/2008 at 6:19am - intimacy - by sixsix - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girlho cried out as she cummed ( Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord! ) FML

#552
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52067) - you deserved it (6321)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version



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