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Today, mah grlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML

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On 03/21/2013 at 1:54pm - intimacy - by ldn (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today..!! I found out that mah gorgeous..!! smart..!! perfect new boyfriend has an unusual fetish!! It doesn't involve me at all actually!! Just a Labrador!! This is probably a deal breaker!! FML

#20550555
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On 03/19/2013 at 7:30am - intimacy - by soontobesingle (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , college started an internet "confessions" looool page. Out of curiosity I checked it out , only to fine that it's full of some of the most disturbing stuff I've ever read. My schoolmates are either filthy as fuck or they are all pathological liars. Wonderful. mega FML

#20524030
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On 02/27/2013 at 2:17am - intimacy - by panicelement (man) - United States (Colorado)

yesterday while I was in the shower boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML

#20513159
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On 02/19/2013 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

TODAY, I WENT IN TO GET MA FIRST TATTOO . I'D PUT A LOT OF TOUGT INTO IT AND WAS REALLY EXCITEDEN TE DAY CAME . LONG STORY SORT, TE CELTIC KNOT I'D GOTTEN TURNED OUT TO AVE AN ALTERNATE MEANING OF "FEMALE SEX SLAVE." TE FACES MA VERY IRIS FAMILY MADE WERE BEYOND WORDS . FML

#20511821
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On 02/18/2013 at 3:50am - intimacy - by UnluckyInk (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was making love to mah boyfriend. He put me up against the wall an I yelled, ( Harder! ) without thinking. I hered the entire house go silent, mah dad an his friends included. FML

#20508952
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On 02/16/2013 at 12:27am - intimacy - by uhoh (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I realizd that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air looool freshener in my grlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go to the bathroom I get an erection, and every time my grlfriend and I have sex in her room, I think about shitting. real FML

#20503125
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On 02/11/2013 at 11:59pm - intimacy - by thefriedman (man) - United States (California)

Today I introducd boyfriend to overprotective father. My boyfriend startd out with "Sir it is an honor to be yur daughter's sexual partner." FML

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On 02/08/2013 at 2:13am - intimacy - by mydadsgonnakillme (woman) - United States (California)

Today , after 2 weeks of not having sex , my pregnant girlfriend and I finally fooled around. This was immediately followed by her bursting into tears and begging me to make her a ham steak. FML

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On 02/02/2013 at 9:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today , while having sex with mah boyfriend , he reachd out onto mah dressing table to grab the lube. He missd , an found the hand sanitizer instead. I'm not sure who is in more pain. FML

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On 01/19/2013 at 8:20am - intimacy - by tingles (woman) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, Mah Grlfriend Hummed The Jeopardy Theme While I Was Trying To Undo Her Bra. FML

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218 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes!! She did, and I'm now single!! FML

#18795232
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On 01/13/2012 at 12:17pm - love - by britt71411 - United States (Texas)

Today, I recieved a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house.

#18760852
194 comments

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On 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by liLbob6598 - United States (South Carolina)

Today mah girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably the father. mega FML

#18728659
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On 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, MY THERAPIST TOLD ME, ( I'M SORRY, BUT I'M QUALIFIED TO HANDLE YUR LEVEL OF INSTABILITY. ) FML

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158 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States



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