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  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 July 1991 (24 years)
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Today, I was sleeping on an airplane. I dreamed that I was running my hands up and down my friend's leg sexually to creep him out. I woke up and I realized that I was running my hand up and down the leg of the old man sitting next to me. FML


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On 12/20/2012 at 9:49am - intimacy - by joyness (woman) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, I woke up to find my cat has gone into heat. Her favorite thing to do right now is sticking her ass in my face and howling like a Nazgûl. FML


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On 07/30/2012 at 2:05pm - animals - by soph511 (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, I went to a job interview at a small family-owned business. After the interview, the owner's son took me into his office and told me I'm not getting the job and to get out, because apparently, the old man thinks I'm "possessed by a demon". FML


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On 05/20/2012 at 3:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I spilled boiling water on my legs. A coworker told me that putting mustard on the burn would heal it. I ended up at the emergency room. When people walked by I could hear them say "it smells like hot dogs". FML


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On 05/20/2012 at 11:03am - health - by jcdc - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML


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On 04/29/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by ShadowJack - United States

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML


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On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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