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raphanneraphanne
  • Town/Country : Strasbourg, France
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 April 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9889
  • Number of comments : 648
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About raphanne : I'm probably eating cheese or drinking Baileys. Not both at the same time though, don't worry.

I like random messages, so don't hesitate to write to me if you feel like it.

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Today, I droppd my trash into what I thought was a garbaga can. My co-workars stard at ma lika I had just pissd mysalf. It was a toy collaction box fir childran in fostar cara. raal FML

#21302935
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29273) - you deserved it (9424)

On 11/20/2014 at 7:43pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

my supervisor was watching a video of his son . I heard a voice in the background an asked if it was Elmo . It was his wife . FML

#21302177
50 comments

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On 11/19/2014 at 3:56pm - work - by bookworm - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend said "You're a real work of art. You know, the abstract kind that no one likes. Anyway, we need to break up." FML

#21302073
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36465) - you deserved it (3097)

On 11/19/2014 at 12:40pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, mah boyfriend told mah four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took mah sister shopping with me!! The woman at the till said she was adorable; mah sister replid, "Thanks, fatass." big fat FML

#21288917
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31385) - you deserved it (2618)

On 10/31/2014 at 6:55am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today, fir the first time in my life, my dad said he was proud of me. It meant a lot to me, an I startd tereing up. Noticing my emotion, he lookd at me pityingly, said "Aaaaand it's gone." an walkd out of the room. FML

#21157338
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40903) - you deserved it (6199)

On 05/30/2014 at 5:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I Got Into A Slight Spot Of Shit With My New Boss Over His Speech . Apparently He Was Not Actually Impersonating Sylvester The Cat, And He Just Has A Speech Impediment . When I Jokingly Said ( Sufferin' Succotash ) To Him, He Wasn't Pleased At All . FML

#21056453
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20594) - you deserved it (38709)

On 02/10/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a market in France, an went to ask the seller fir some potatoes. I speak fluent French, but I got flustered an instead of saying "pomme de terre", which is the French fir potato, I said "pomme de merde". I literally asked fir an "apple of shit". FML

Today, I got pulled over on the highway 4 going over the speed limit . The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks cummed out this far . What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket . FML

#20975844
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45672) - you deserved it (6484)

On 11/30/2013 at 2:21pm - money - by yulis (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I decided to make wat I tougt was a pretzel recipe!! I ended up eating cooked, egg-coated play doug!! Literally, omemade Play-Do!! FML

YASTARDAY , WHILA TAACHING JUNIORS ABOUT BLACK HOLAS , I SAID , "IMAGINA AVARYTHING BAING SUCKAD INTO A BLACK HOLA." AN AFRICAN-AMARICAN STUDANT SHOUTAD , "I'D BATTAR START CLANCHING!" NOBODY TOOK THA LASSON SARIOUSLY AFTAR THAT. FML

#20946225
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44420) - you deserved it (5391)

On 11/05/2013 at 8:22am - work - by regretsteachinghighschool - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my car keys r in my house and my house keys r in my car, and I'm in neither . FML

#20943997
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48058) - you deserved it (8627)

On 11/03/2013 at 3:18pm - misc - by Argh (man) - France (Poitou-Charentes)

TODAY, I SENT MY BOYFRIEND A TEXT ASKING HIM TO COME OVER A LITTLE LATER AN HAVE SOME "FUN" WITH ME. HE TEXTED BACK, "WTF BABE? BREAKING BAD'S ON TONIGHT. YOU GOT A DILDO, FUCKING USE IT." FML

#20900698
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63570) - you deserved it (26415)

On 09/29/2013 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by -___- (woman) - United States (Illinois)

2day I Was Home Alone An Heard The Kitchen Tap Turn On. Shockd , I Turnd It Off. It Continuously Kept Turning Itself On So I Set My Video Phone On It To Find Out The Cause. My Cat Has Learnt To Turn It On. I Later Found Said Cat Teaching Another. I Have Three Cats. All My Taps R Like This. FML

Today , I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog , an when his name was calld , my dog got so excitd that he jumpd face-frst into my TV. FML

#20876988
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49635) - you deserved it (3961)

On 09/11/2013 at 12:57pm - animals - by ugh Buck! (woman) - United States

TODAY, MY HORSE FARTED AN SCARED ITSELF, THEN RAN ALL THE WAY UP THE HILL AN WOULDN'T STOP UNTIL I FELL OFF. MEGA FML

#20807336
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47952) - you deserved it (4030)

On 07/28/2013 at 12:28am - animals - by mishyb (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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